Confessions from a Girl Named Allison

Things I confess about my life but mostly rants

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My dad has a thing to mention how fat I am and it is really annoying

 

Dad: I told my friends at work that I live in Africa

Me: Why?

Dad: Because we have 4 monkeys, Mom, Alex, Lauren, Megan, 1 elephant, You, and a super hot lion, me

Me: -_-Thanks, and I thought my self esteem wasn't low enough

 

#ThanksSanta!

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