Day Ten (Lord Voldemort twerking to Single Ladies) by @I so go to Hogwarts
Luckily I had chosen to only make the boys brew a light love potion. Otherwise, Percy would still be in love with Lord Voldemort. Lord Voldemort, who will hate me and @I so go to Hogwarts after the daily dare. Percy was awaiting me today, looking angrier than he would have if the minister had insulted him.
"So apparently, making me fall in love with you-know-who is considered funny, yes?", he asked me sarcastically.
"Maybe the potion was too weak, when you remember it.", I mumbled, slightly disappointed.
"No, I just assumed so, as I woke up in front of his bedroom today.", he snapped.
"Oh, don't worry, today's dare will make you feel better.", I promised him.
While the bacon fried in the pan, I went through my DVDs and finally found what I was looking for. Triumphant, I held it up and Harry looked at me confused.
"Beyoncé?", he read aloud, pronouncing it more like 'Bionci'.
"Yes, I will need this for today's dare.", I explained and kneeled down again,trying to work my DVD player.
After even the last of them had finished eating, I switched on the video to 'Single Ladies' and forced them to watch her dance.
"Now, today, @I so go to Hogwarts dares the Dark Lord, to do the dance. Actually she wants you to twerk, so we'll change the dance a little bit.", I told them, as the video ended.
"I'm sure, it's quite amusing," Ginny stated, "but,what exactly is twerking?"
"Ugh. It's more or less rhythmically moving your ass to music.", I told her and she grinned.
Lord Voldemort glared at me.
"By the way, you better do it properly, or you'll do it again. Anyways, @I so go to Hogwarts hopes this will be a treat to the rest of you.", I announced, before quickly showing Lord Voldemort how to twerk.
Lord Voldemort did as he was told and wasn't too bad at it either. Regarding, that it was his first time and he's a man and a wizard. He had frowned while dancing, which downgraded the whole appearance, nevertheless it was great. Ginny had laughed the most, even more than me, while Bellatrix had cursed - once again