1. Chapter 1
Love ONE DIRECTION! If you don't you have nothing going for you.
Use bad grammar and spelling so the audience tries to help, ruining your IQ.
Post a gazillion selfies in your mumbles. It makes you look obsessed with yourself, and then your fans pity you.
Use bad excuses when you didn't write, like my dog ate a plane so we took him to the hospital. My turtle is fine though.
Abrev everything cause ur 2 laz 2 rit a book tht has ful wrds.
Tell them you'll post a new story with every 100 likes.
U srsly fail if u dnt rit a stry abt 1D.
Mke fke accs cuz