Sorry. Default title.
I am TheFifthMarauder. But please, call me Lily.
I will begin by explaining a little bit about myself before we get started. If you don't care about me, skip to the dotted line, where the REAL stuff begins. Anyway...
Okay, If you are still here, thank you, if, not, oh well. Once again, my name is Lily. I am in Slytherin House, and I have the same birthday as Draco Malfoy. Siriusly. My favorite characters are the Marauders. Except Peter. So if you have the same birthday as James? Remus? Sirius? Lily? I will worship you. Snape even.
Anyway. My friend's birthday is three days before James'.
Anyway, (again, I need a wider vocabulary.) I obviously love to write. I love to read. I love drawing and acting and theater and watching YouTube videos and Netflix and Fluffy Penguins (That is a VERY long story that I will not go into [yet]). My school (SLArts) is a very, very...bizarre, dysfunctional middle school. Once, for a week, a group of boys brought briefcases to school "because we can." My sister talked with her class for an entire period about how Siri would take over the world. I could go on and on. (Lily, the point please?) The point is I can where my Hogwarts robes to school and nobody cares. In fact, I seem to have even started a mini trend, because a girl a couple grades younger then me wore her Hogwarts robes too.
I have so many Ideas for HP fanfictions. I for some reason am absolutely fascinated *spells both words wrong, then uses auto correct to fix it* (Story of my life) with the history of Hogwarts and the Wizarding world. What Happened to Moaning Myrtle? The Marauders? Why did the Triwizard Tournament end? That kind of stuff. So if you want to read any of my other fanfictions about that stuff I would really appreciate it. Wow this is getting long. Sorry about that.
Hey! The dotted line! If you read through my "Get to know you" section good job, if not... I COMPLETELY understand. Anyway, I will keep you waiting on the edge of your seats no longer!
First of all, how come I don't have any friends willing to traipse around the mall with me in Hogwarts robes, fake dueling and attracting a lot of weird stairs (Um... I mean-- I mean "stares".*Drawn out sarcastically* "Good job Lily.")
Okay, I have been trying to find a really good marauders era fanfic, so if any of you know one, please tell me, or if you are writing one I would love to read it, all you have to do is tell me.
If not, I'll just have to keep writing my own. Gilderoy Lockhart's in it, it is sooooooo adorable!
Okay this question has been bugging me for a really long time. So, Dumbledore planted the Whomping Willow so that Remus could go to Hogwarts right? So did he plant it when it was all big and Willow-y? Or did he plant it as a little baby plant and magically grow it to be a big Willow-y plant? "Wow you have a huge vocabulary Lily." Why thank you, I-- hey!
If you look really closely during the scene where Fred and George put their names in the Goblet of Fire, or you pause it at just the right time, you can see that one of them had the most ridiculous look on his face. It is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Okay Lils, that's enough "O"s.) funny. Way to ruin my thunder weird narrator guy.
(Okay I had no WiFi for three days, and it was pure TORTURE!)
The one reason I'm glad I didn't get my Hogwarts letter: There's no WiFi. But wait. If I was at Hogwarts I wouldn't need fanfiction. I'd have the real thing. *Goes and cries in a corner for several hours.*
"Well don't get any blood on your Hogwarts robes." --Mom.
Since I live in America, it never occurred to me that everyone in the Harry Potter series should be using the metric system, but they don't.
"Keep off the dirigible plums."
"you show up here after weeks, and you say HEY?"
What do you like to do in your free time? Look at pictures of the marauders and have major fangirling sessions
*Singing Harry Potter puppet pals in my head*
Someday, Hogwarts will be a real school. It will be like a writing school in honor of J.K. Rowling
Dear (Insert name her)
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts school of writing wizardry. You will find a list of all necessary books and equipment enclosed.
Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later then 31 July.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
Comment what House you're in!