Glendale road

This story is so short that I'll refrain from making an introduction. Though short, it's worth a read.

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1. Glendale Road 46

 

 

 

"Hello, Hello! Is this the Police? This Is Meredith from 46 Glendale road. Yes, now I'm calling to report about an extreme level of noise coming from my neighbours next door. Yes Sir, they are having some sort of festivities over there and it's loud and it's late. I need you to come tell them to turn down that noise. Good, thank you very much. And please hurry up 'cause I need my sleep."

Them God damned young folks these days. Always make such noise. If only Herald was here, he'd go tell them to be quiet once and for all. How I miss my dear Herald. Almost 60 years of marriage and cancer come and takes it all away from us. Now, now Meredith, get back to bed and try to sleep. The policemen must be here soon enough....

"Hello, Hello! Is this the Police? This is Meredith from 46 Glendale road. Yes, now I'm calling to report about an extreme level of.... what? No I haven't called y.... no! I need you to come and tell my neighbours... yes to turn the noise down. What? Why would I be calling you in 5 minutes again? Would you just please hurry, I need my sleep."

Them God damned young folks these days. Always make such noise. If only Hector was here, he'd go tell them to be quiet once and for all. How I miss my dear Hector. Almost 70 years of marriage and cancer come and takes it all away from us. Now, now Meredith, get back to bed and try to sleep. The policemen must be here soon enough....

"Hello, Hello! Is this the police? This is Meredith from 46 Glendale road. You know? how can you know that?.... Just called you 5 minutes ago? No officer, you must be mistaking, I call to report about.... yes, extreme level of noise from my neighbours. I didn't realize it was so loud you could hear it through the phone, oh my. So will you be kind and come tell them to turn it down?...... Hello?"

"What is going on with the world these days?" 
"Harvey, come look out the window! Hurry! Such shenanigans! I'm calling the police, this has to end!"

"Hello, hello! Is this the police? This is Meredith from 46 Glendale road. What? Don't call you any more. But I am in need of police assistance, you see the neighbours....."

"Unbelievable! They hung up, Herald, the police hung up on me and said I wasn't to call them any more!"

"No, no Herald I hardly think the rifle will be necessary.... Herald.... oh my I hope he doesn't do anything rash."

 

"Hello, Hello! Is this the police? This is Meredith from 46 Glendale road. I think my husband did something terrible... hello, hello!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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