Me: Sammy , Brendon time to wake up
Brendon : nooo mommy it's saturday
Me : and it's also your guys birthday
Sammy: 3 old :)
Me : see atleast someone's happy
Sam: boys it's your birthday you know what that means
Brendon: CAKE FOR BREAKFAST
Me : babe we don't need to give them cake
Sam : it's our tradition baby
Me : oh i forgot
Sam : so both of your parents are coming over today for the boys birthday
Me : okay seems nice , with their husband and wives
Sam : yes
Me: okay well we have 25 minutes before the boys actually really have to get up
Sam : alright , boys you guys can sleep in for 30 more minutes
Sammy: thanks dad
------1 hour later-----
Me : boys wake up
Sammy : MOM!!!!
Me : geez what ?
-knock knock, brendon answers the door-
Brendon: grandpa and grandma bella are here!! with Seth and Isabelle
Dad : you can really talk Brendon .
Brendon : i know cause i is smart
Sammy : Seth arn't your 3 1/2
Seth : yea i am
Bella : hey buds where your mommy at ?
Brendon : upstairs with daddy
Dad : well let's go up there
Bella : honey what if their busy
Dad : oh it's fine
Me : okay so the boys are all dressed all i need to do is take a shower
Sam : may i join you -as he grabs me-
Me : not today honey
Sam : tonight it is then
Me : okay aha
-knock knock knock-
Sam : oh hey Mr.Smith
Dad : Sam , where's my daughter
Me : i'm in the shower
Sam : yea she's in the shower
Bella : well i'm gonna go check on the 3 kids down stairs
Sam : hi little Isabelle , she's still really tiny
Dad : of course she is she was born a month ago
Sam : true aha
Me : HONEY!!!!
Sam : that's for me , i'll be right back
Dad : alright
Sam : what ?
-i grab him by the shirt and bring him in the shower-
Sam : i thought you said you wanted to be alone in here
Me : i changed my mind
Dad : now their gonna do what we didn't want them to do
Bella : oh honey calm down she's been having sex ever sense she was 14 you really think now is a suprise when she's doing it with her husband
Dad : i just still don't like him
Dad : Ricky! hey
Ricky : Mr.Smith
Dad : please just call me Justin
Ricky : alright
Sammy : Uncle Ricky!!!
Ricky : hey little guys , happy birthday
Brendon : thank you , oh look it's Grandma! and Grandpa Jacob
Mom : hello Brendon , and sammy
Brendon : where's uncle Justin and Alex
Alex : right behind Grandma , and you forgot Uncle Sebastian and Uncle Chuck and cousin Lizzy
Sammy : geez
Brendon : grandma your having another baby!
Mom : in two months yes
Sammmy : wow
Sam : you seriously wanna have sex in the shower
Me : It's something new
Sam : alright
- got down on my knees -
Mom : geez what the hell are they doing up there
Dad ; i have no idea but there is a lot of moaning and screaming
Ricky : this is kinda uncomfortable
Dad : sorry Ricky , you miss having sex with her huh
Ricky : uh no
Sammy : eww uncle ricky you were tryna make a baby with mommy ewwww
Ricky : how do they know all of this stuff
Dad : their mom is Alyssa how would they not know
Me : omg i can't even walk
Sam : i'll carry you
Me : oh so are you gonna put my clothes on for me
Sam : if i have to i will
Me : okay
Riley : why are you carrying her ?
Sam : you should be able to find out yourself
Shawn : oh my that's gross
Sammy : MOMMY WHY DID YOU WANT TO MAKE A BABY WITH UNCLE RICKY
Me : oh my Sammy , me and uncle ricky used to be together
Sammy : oh .-.
Sam : i'm gonna put you on the couch
Me : wait but i need to get lunch started
Mom : honey me and Bella will make it you relax , watch tv with the guys
Me : who else could be coming
Sam ; baby i'll get it
Me : i can walk to the door it's fine
-i opened the door-
Me ; oh my god
Jaspar : Miss Me ?
Me : Jaspar , what are you doing here
Jaspar : well i wanted to come and celebrate your kids birthday , i also brought a friend
Matthew : Alyssa
Me : why are you guys here
Jaspar : what does nobody know about me ? that's right they all believe you lost your v-card to matt in 8th grade instead of 7th
Me : Jaspar! you can't tell anyone , that would ruin my friendship with Ricky
Jaspar : and how i might possibly be the father of your kids
Me : you are not!
Sam: babe who's here , Matthew
Matthew : hello Sam , i heard you've lost you memory Alyssa
Me : yes from the past 2 years
Matthew : oh wow , that's sad
Me : yes it is
Mom: oh my Hello Jaspar
Jaspar : mom
Mom : i love how he still calls me mom aha , well come on in boys
Jaspar:as we will
Mom : everybody this is Jaspar we have known him ever sense he was born
Dad : hey Jaspar!
Jaspar : Justin
Sammy : hi i'm sammy and that over there is my brother Brendon
Jaspar : well nice to meet you and happy birthday -as he pulls out a present-
Sammy : BRENDON HE GOT US A PRESENT
Brendon : WHAT?!? OH MY GOSH THANK YOU
Me : B don't scream
Sammy : woah it's two sets of keys?
Jaspar : i got you boys two play cars
Sammy : omg yes!!!!
Brendon : i call the mustang!
Sammy : i get the jeep
Me : thank you , that was very nice of you
Jaspar : well i love keeping kids happy
Mom : no offence Ricky or Sam , but i've always wanted Jaspar to become Alyssa's husband and be the father to her kids
Jaspar : that would've been an honor but she liked Ricky then she dumped him then got married to sam he cheated on her many many times and she cheated on him with Kevin for payback , but was gonna have a baby but lost it and lost her memory so now she thinks her marriage was perfect
Mom : aha atleast he knows the truth
Me : Jaspar , come talk to me for a minute
Jaspar : alright
-as i made my way upstair with Jaspar i shut the door and locked it-
Me : god why do you make it so tempting
Jaspar : so what tempting ?
Me : me wanting to fuck you again!
Jaspar : because i was your first and you can't take it when you see me
ME : omg - i pushed him on the bed and got on top of him and started kissing him-
Jaspar : did you really know about all that stuff
Me : you really think i lost my memory
Jaspar : you faked it
Me : oh yea
Jaspar : god your amazing
Sam : what the fuck are they doing up there
Matthew : probably having sex
Mom : awh hat's what happens when you loose your v-card to someone you've known your whole life
Sam : she lost it to Matthew though
Matthew : no she lost it to Jaspar
Mom : so when they see each other their always tempted to have sex
-------10 minutes later----
Sam : i'm going up there
ME : okay hold me so they'll think i'm crying
i heard some crying maybe she's upset about what Jaspar told her i'm still gonna bust the door open
Sam : baby
Me : i can't believe you
-as i ran downstairs out the door-
Sam : you ruined it
jaspar : no you did , you never told her the truth
Sam : and you made her loose her virginity to you
Jaspar : no we wanted to now bye
Sam : god the boys birthday turned into a disaster
Brendon : so what did you get us Grandma?
Mom: DNA test to see who's your daddy , it's...
Sam : it's Ricky of course
Mom : Jaspar !
Brendon : Jaspar .-. ?
Sammy : your our dad .
Jaspar : yes i am
Sam : Alyssa , wait
Me : yes sam
Sam : your not crying anymore
Me : Sam , i need to tell you something
Sam : what ?
Me : i never lost my memory
Sam : what ?
Me : i wanted to tell everbody i lost my memory so i could get a new start i knew you wanted to get a divorce i just couldn't let that happen because i love you , and i hated we cheated on each oth-
- he kissed me before i could finish-
Sam : you didn't have to fake it , we would've fixed it
Me : no we couldn't becuase i would probably still be having Kevins baby if i didn't try to commit
Sam : how did you get better at sex
Me : we never had sex before remember
Sam : how were you able to fake it
Me : i'm just a good actress
Ricky : you bitch !
Me : excuse me
Ricky : Jaspar is the dad to your fucking kids not me
Me : oh .-.
Sam : wait is that true
Jaspar : yes it is
Me : i'm sorry Ricky .
Ricky : you know what , fuck you Alyssa
Sam : Alyssa , why would you do that ?
Me : me and him were broken up for a couple of days and Jaspar was the only one there for me
Sam : that doesn't mean anything you shouldn't of done that
Me : i'm glad i did
Sam : why are you glad!?!
Me : because unlike you and Ricky Jaspar wouldn't cheat on me
Sam : you cheated on me too
Me : it was payback and you deserve it anyway you never cared
Sam : i did and i still do
ME : no you stopped caring a long time ago
Sam : i never stopped caring
Me : oh fuck you Sam you did too you can stop lying to yourself and everyone now
Mom: well wasn't that awkward
Dad : well we found out our daughter is a "Slut"
Mom: she's not a slut it was high school she still is in high school
Dad : i guess your right
Mom: i mean hell we got pregnant with all three of them in HS
Dad : Alyssa eighth grade summer , Justin sophomore year , Alex senior year
Mom: okay technically all in HS
Dad : well glad we did , but now you have two toddlers and one on the way
Mom : yes that's definitely true , no more after this one
Dad : 6 kids wow , atleast you managed to have only two people , unlike our daughter we never know who
Mom : do you and Bella know if you want more
Dad : actually we thought about it then i realized im so old
Mom : you are 33 years old
Dad : wow i feel way older then that
Mom : it's because you have a daughter who is gonna be 19 this year
Dad : i can't believe it's been 3 1/2 years without us being together
Mom : i can't believe our kids already have kids
Dad : Except Alex
Mom : hey he doesn't need to be having kids yet
Justin : Elizabeth Ann Smith get your ass over here right now
Elizabeth : yes daddy
Me : geez so mean to your 2 1/2 year old
Justin: shut up -as he gets up and hugs me- you are the most fucked up person i know you know that right ?
Me : yes i know i'm sorry -as i start pouring out tears-
Justin : hey hey stop that i know my sister goes through shit but no bullshit crying
-i start laughing-
Me : stop being an asshole
Justin : i can't help not being your brother
Brendon : Can you believe Jaspar is our real dad ?
Sammy: no it hurts B
Brendon : what does ?
Sammy : my heart
Brendon : Y?
Sammy : Because Daddy broke my heart
i was about to walk into the boys room to talk to them but all i heard was Sammy said i Broke B asked him how he said because i lied to them their whole lives
--------2 years later------
Brendon : OMG DADDDDDDYYYY STOP TICKLING ME
Jaspar : Nope
Brendon : please -as he still giggling-
Jaspar : alright go get your brother lunch is ready , hello babe
Me : yes honey
Jaspar : tomorrow is your 21st birthday
Me : oh god really
Jaspar : yes
Me : were getting old
Jaspar : no were not
Me : okay whatever
Jaspar : well i wanna take you out tomorrow night
Me : babe you know the girls are taking me out
Jaspar : okay fine then we'll go tonight
Me : we have nobody to watch the boys
Mom : excuse me i'm watching them
ME : mom!?!
Mom : hey sweetie
Me : geez it's been what 8 months?
Mom : yea
Me : how the kids
Mom : Justin is graduated , alex still has two years left , Sebastian is starting school this year , Chuck is going into Preschool , Thomas is 2 years old already and driving me crazy then your sister Lila is finally a year old
Me : how's Jacob
Mom : He's good no more kids for us
Me : yea seven is a lot of kids
Dad : geez and i thought 4 was a lot
Me : hello Justin
Dad : Alyssa
Mom : okay what the hell happened to you two now
Me : aha nothing mom we were joking around
Mom : oh haha
Jaspar : gosh you look Beautiful
Me : awh thanks babe you don't look bad yourself
Waiter : Wine ?
Jaspar : yes please
Me : geez atleast you get to actually get some
Jaspar : just have to deal with it for one more day baby , but sense they don't check for your ID you can have some
Me : oh no i don't want any
Jaspar : okay? then , let's play a game
Me : ooh it's a question game isn't
Jaspar : oh yes
Me : alright , you go first
Jaspar : no ladies first
Me : alright Jaspar how many people have you've been inn love with
Jaspar : 1
Me : who's that person ?
Jaspar : you , anyway how many times has someone hit on you sense we've been together
Me : omg too much
Jaspar : who hits on you the most ?
Me : the guy from 7/11 you know
Jaspar : wow , timmy?
Me : i think that's his name
Jaspar : oh wow
Me : babe why are we going to 7/11
Jaspar : i'm just gonna get some redbulls
Me : okay
-we go into 7/11-
Timmy : Hey Jaspar & Alyssa wheres the kiddos
Me : their at home sleeping hopefully
Timmy : oh that's cool , geez that's a lot of energy drinks Jaspar
Jaspar : eh 4 redbulls and 4 rockstars and 4 monsters aint that much
Timmy : alright , so where you guys going
Jaspar : it's private
Timmy : alright
-Jaspar leaves the store-
Me : sorry about that
Timmy : nah Lyss it's tight , it was nice seeing you
Me : you too
-i get into the car-
Jaspar : why did you stay and talk to him
Me : Jas calm down
Jaspar : no your talking to Timmy who has a giant fucking crush on you
Me : Stop , right now he's your fucking best friend and your just acting like a dickbag so what if he likes me there is a bunch of fucking girls who like you and hit on you and i don't even worry about it because i know it would get you pissed off but i'm tired of fake bitches hitting on you acting like your single as fuck .
Jaspar : babe it's alright
Me : no it's not - as tears start falling-
Jaspar : yes baby it's okay
Me : no it's not , i'm fucking -
Jaspar : your what
Me : nothing just drive back to the house
-i start texting the girls-
Me : hey guys i don't think i'm gonna come tomorrow
Tyson : why not?
Michelle : yea why?
Me : i don't feel like it
Michelle : Alyssa were not gonna be drinking we were planning on just going to dinner
Me : okay thanks
Tyson : we got you , but you need to tell Jaspar
me : i will i'm just really upset right now
Michelle : okay well goodnight girls
Tyson & me : goodnight
Jaspar : okay well i just put the boys to bed , i guess i'm gonna go sleep on the couch
Me : no Jas can i talk to you for a second
Jaspar : okay -as he sits by me on the bed-
Me : i have something to tell you , i don't know how your gonna take it
Jaspar : what is it
Me : i almost died the last week
Jaspar : what?!
Me : when i was out with the girls i drank to much and they had to pump my stomach
Jaspar ; babe why didn't you tell me
Me : i was scared i still am
Jaspar : you don't need to be scared i got you
Me : Okay -as i lay down-
----the next day---
Me : boys come on were going to the store
Jaspar : i'll see you guys after work love you
Me : love you too , boys now
Brendon : were coming mom
Sammy : mommy!! i can't get my shoes on
Me : oh my just go get in the car
Brendon : okay
----at the store----
Me : what do you boys want for lunch?
Brendon : lunch-ables
Sammy : chicken nuggets
Me : okay brendon let's go get a lunch-able for you
Brendon : mommy!!!
Me : yes B
Brendon : isn't that kevin over there
Sammy : hi Kevin!
Kevin : Wow hello Boys and Alyssa
Me : Kevin nice to see you
Kevin : you too
Me : still a teacher ?
Kevin : yes i am indeed
Me : well that's cool
Kevin : yea just like teaching i guess
-my phone starts ringing-
Me : oh hold on a sec , hello
Jaspar : hey you still at the store?
Me : yea why , you need something?
-he hangs the phone , i felt someone grab me from behind-
Jaspar : hello there Alyssa
Me : Jaspar , remember Kevin
Jaspar : yes nice to see you again
Kevin : you too , well i better get the rest of the stuff i need
Me : okay well it was nice seeing you
Kevin : you too
Brendon : byeeee!
Kevin : bye boys
Jaspar : well that was awkward
Me : oh be quiet
Jaspar : alright , so boys what did you want for lunch
Me : B wants a lunch-able and Sammy wants chicken nuggets
Jaspar : B come on let's go get you lunch-able
Brendon : okay
Sammy : mom what about my chicken nuggets
Me : there right here
Sammy : oh okay
Kevin : oh Alyssa
Me : yes?
Kevin : Happy 21st Birthday!
Me : awh thanks Kevin
Kevin : anytime
Ricky : you do miss her don't you
Sam : of course i miss her
Ricky : i do too
Riley : same , it's her birthday today anyways
Sam : yes we know
Brendon : mom!
Me : yes?
Brendon : happy birthday and i love you
Me : i love you too B
-my phone started ringing it was ricky-
Ricky : Alyssa
Me : yes
Ricky : meet me at the high school in 20 minutes
Me : okay .
Ricky : okay see you then
-he hangs up-
Me : hey babe can you get the rest of the stuff
Jaspar : yea
Me : we got separate cars so take them home when your done
Jaspar : alright
-20 minutes later-
Me : geez all three of you huh
Sam : We just wanted to tell you happy birthday
Me : well thanks..
Ricky : and we miss having you in our lives
Riley : what's past is past
Me : i miss you guys too
-as we all got into a group hug-
Ricky ; and i forgive you
Me : okay -as i start tearing up-
Ricky : hey stop that -as he hugs me and wipes my tears away-
ME : thank yo guys , i think this is the best birthday present
-my phone starts ringing-
Sam : is that Jaspar ?
Me : yep
Sam : he's so overprotected
Me ; i know
--------a couple hours later------
Jaspar : where were you?!?
Me : I went to hang out with my friends
Ricky : hello there Jaspar
Sam : Jaspar
Riley : hello
Jaspar : what are they doing here
Me : well their coming with me tonight with the girls
Jaspar : then i'm going
Me : Jaspar stop , nothing is gonna happen
Ricky : yea Jaspar
Tyson : ALyssa!!!
Michelle : we are gonna party it up
Sidney : and who are you guys?
Riley : Alyssa's friends
Tyson : really lyss these guys
Me : hey their my birthday present
Tyson : from who
Me : themselves , now let's go
Brendon : Mom!
Me : yes B
Brendon : Sammy stay in there
Sammy : why
-he runs down the stairs-
Sammy : Dad!
Sam : he's talking bout Jaspar right
Me : sam he's talking to you
Sam : sammy!
-as They hug Jaspar walks in-
Sammy : i missed you so much , you may not be my bio dad but your my dad you took care of us
-tears start falling off of Sam-
Sammy : hey don't cry , it's okay
Sam : i know , sammy we gotta go buddy i'll come back after
Sammy : okay :)
-------in the car with the guys-----
Me : you okay Sam
Sam : i just can't believe how happy he was
Me : Why?
Sam : before we all fell apart he told B that i broke his heart
Me : oh well it didn't look like you did tonight
Ricky : were here assholes
Riley : hey!
Person : hello there
ME : holy shit your hot , what's your name?
Person : Eliot
Me : well Eliot
Me : you wanna go somewhere quieter
Eliot : i'd like that
---we go somewhere quieter---
Me : you know your fucking hot , excuse my french
Eliot : and your fucking Gorgeous
he grabs me by shirt and starts kissing my neck to my lips
i pushed him onto the ground and got on top of him
Me: where am i
-i noticed i had no clothes on and there was a guy laying next to me , i'm gonna lay back down-
Me: hi there
Eliot ; i do not remember what happened last night
Me : i don't either aha
Eliot : what's your name
Me : Alyssa , your?
Eliot : Eliot , here i'll give you my number so we can hang out sometime
Me : okay , but the thing is i have a boyfriend
Eliot : and i have a girlfriend
Me : yea well i better go my boys must be wondering where i am
Eliot : you have kids?
Me : two
Eliot : oh how old are you...
Eliot : oh wow i just turned 21 yesterday
Me : oh my gosh so did i
Eliot : still call me whenever
Me : i will Eliot