-Starts to call lia-
Me: hey can you make an appointment for me
Lia: oh girl what time?
Lia: yes that's fine , why?
Me: i can't say you'll see when i get there
Lia : alright good bye loves
Me: buh bye
Kevin: I'm going to work -as he kisses my forehead-
Me: bye honey
Lia: alright Alyssa have you've been very active lately
Lia: tell me how many times in the past 24 hours
Me: 13 times
Lia : oh girl alright let's have a look
Me: i hope you know your the only doctor i'm ever letting see my vagina
Lia: yea you have a Uti
Me: oh great
Lia: just drink lots of fluids alright
Lia: and no sex for a little
Kevin : hey i'm home
Me: hey we're in the kitchen
Kevin : oooo cookies
Jesse: no eating them yet
Kevin : oh alright -he looks in the fridge for something else- so what did you all do today
Jesse : Uncle Justin came over while mommy went to the doctors
Kevin : oh?
Me: kids go in the other room
The kids: ok
Me: i went to see Lia
Kevin : so not really the doctors
Me: no she's a doctor she's my doctor
Kevin : what's wrong?
Me: i just have a uti
Kevin : did she yell at you because of how much sex we've been having
Me: well kinda , we've been doing this for the past 5 months
Kevin : true , i guess we could cut down it a bit
Me: no a lot , just because your body and my body are wanting each other 24/7 we have to ignore it like let's just pretend i'm on my period for a while
Kevin : oh alright
---------a couple days later-------
Kevin : did we have someone coming over today?
Me: no i don't think so
Brendon : MOM SOMEONE IS HERE
Me: oh okay i'm coming
-i look to see who it was and it was Eliot
Me: (i whisper) Eliot?
-i open the door-
Me: Eliot? what are you doing here?
Eliot: Alyssa i didn't know you lived with Kevin
Kevin : ay Eliot!!
Me: oh my god
Eliot: Kev hey
Kevin: totally spaced you were coming today
Eliot: well i'm here
Kevin : Babe this is Eliot
Me: yea we met
Kevin : good , come in Eliot
Eliot : alright
-i start to go back upstairs and Perfect timing someone else knocks-
Me: (i whisper) you fucking serious
- i go to the door and open it-
Sam : hey
Me: oh my god it's been forever -i hug him-
Sam : i know it has i missed you though
Me: come in we should go upstairs game room i guess lol
-we head upstairs-
Me: how are the boys?
Sam : Terrible
Me : what? no their not
Sam : ever since you moved out here when you were with Jaspar everyone has been pretty bad
Me: well i don't live with Jaspar anymore
Sam : i know he's in the army now
Me: he actually went?
Sam : yea 7 months ago
Me: the last time i talked to him was 7 months ago
Sam : oh
Me: but really how are the boys?
Sam : Ricky is a complete ass he had a girlfriend but she broke up with him , Shawn is Engaged with a baby on the way , Riley is well he's Riley , and i just came back Iran
-we hear Eliot and Kevin screaming at the tv-
Sam : who's here? -as he goes downstairs- hey you're Eliot right?
Sam: ah i remember now - as he looks at me- Kevin?
Kevin : Sam
Sam : so you're friends with Eliot is that why you're here?
Eliot: no i'm friends with him and visiting
Sam : Oh so you're dating Alyssa again Kev?
Kevin : yea have been for the last 7 months
Sam : oh nice it's kinda weird you're friends with Eliot
-i hit him with my elbow-
Kevin : why you say that
Sam : oh nevermind
Kevin : No what?
- i start to go upstairs to the room-
Sam : i'm serious goodbye
Kevin : alright bye
-i was so relieved that Sam didn't say anything , i hear Kevin coming up the stairs-
Kevin : what are you doing up here?
Me: oh nothing just thought i should get the dirty laundry that i forgot i did it yesterday
Kevin : what's going on , why did Sam think it was me the one visiting
Me: i have no idea...
Kevin : oh my god
-oh no i think he knows oh god no no no no-
Kevin: you slept with Eliot haven't you
Me: shit -as i whisper to myself- babe it was like two years ago
Kevin : he's dating Shila and has been for 5 years
Me: i didn't know he had a girlfriend
Kevin : ELIOT
Eliot: fuck -he whispers-
Kevin : i thought you were with Shila
Eliot: me and Shila broke up like 2 1/2 years ago
Kevin : so you had sex with my girlfriend i hear
Eliot: i didn't know at the time dude we were drunk as hell the first time
Kevin : The first time?
Me: KEVIN WE FUCKED LIKE 90 TIMES GET OVER IT
Kevin : oh great , how am i supposed to get over it when you've have had sex with him 90 god damn times
Eliot: ok i don't think it was that much
Kevin : it was she counts
Me: just take it easy
Kevin : He's had his dick in you
Me: well yea that's what sex is basically
Kevin: i can't right now -as he heads up the stairs with his head down-
Eliot: i'm gonna go
Me: That'll be a good idea
-he leaves , i walk up the stairs into our room-
Me: Baby -as i sit behind him and wrap my arms around him-
Kevin: He's had sex with you and never bothered to tell me
Me: it's okay
Kevin: you didn't tell me either
Me: i didn't know you were friends with him
Kevin: i know , it's alright
Me: Kev baby
Me: i love you more than the world heck you were my teacher for a year when i was 18-19 then now i'm with you and i'm 22 years old and in this beautiful house with our beautiful 5 kids and my handsome boyfriend
Kevin: Let's get married
Kevin: you heard me let's get married
Me: okay let's do it
Me: Kev why a rush
Kevin : because i'm tired of calling you my girlfriend i want to call you my wife
Me: are you serious
Kevin : of course i am
Me: ok tomorrow it is.