17. Bonus Chapter
My Pod-tastic Nicknames For Everyone In My Life
- My nicknames for myself:
The UFO That stands for Utterly Fortunate One, since I get to be a Jedi after all.
H2: That stands for Human Hero, because I brought hope to the slaves and blew up the Droid Control Ship.
TCO That stands for the Chosen One, clearly.
- My nickname for Qui-Gon:
The Big One Because his bulk towers over me
- My nickname for Obi-Wan:
Sith Slayer Ha, get it?
- My nicknames for Padme:
- My nicknames for Mom:
Lady Of Love
Mistress Of Hope
- My nickname for Darth Maul
- My nicknames for Sebulba
Sebiscuits Because he roasts the biscuits of the other contestants
Dark Lord Of The Slime The best one so far!
Lord High Keeper Of The Explosions It's undeniable he lives up to this one.
- My nickname for C-3PO
- My nicknames for R2-D2
Upgraded Alarm Clock
Beepin' hero Because he helped us maintain power so I could fire those torpedoes