Anakin Skywalker and the I-Won-The-Boonta-Eve-Podrace

Anakin Skywalker's perspective of "The Phantom Menace." Mostly played for laughs. Great insiparation from "Draco Malfoy And The Rejected Handshake," written by Mirlotta and her amazing co-authors. Enjoy!


17. Bonus Chapter

My Pod-tastic Nicknames For Everyone In My Life

 - My nicknames for myself:

The UFO That stands for Utterly Fortunate One, since I get to be a Jedi after all.

H2: That stands for Human Hero, because I brought hope to the slaves and  blew up the Droid Control Ship.

TCO That stands for the Chosen One, clearly.

 - My nickname for Qui-Gon:

The Big One Because his bulk towers over me

 - My nickname for Obi-Wan:

Sith Slayer Ha, get it?

 - My nicknames for Padme:

Angel Girl

Queen Awesome

 - My nicknames for Mom:

Lady Of Love

Mistress Of Hope

 - My nickname for Darth Maul

Maul-head Hahahaha!!!

 - My nicknames for Sebulba

Sebiscuits Because he roasts the biscuits of the other contestants

Dark Lord Of The Slime The best one so far!

Lord High Keeper Of The Explosions It's undeniable he lives up to this one.

 - My nickname for C-3PO


 - My nicknames for R2-D2

Upgraded Alarm Clock

Beepin' hero Because he helped us maintain power so I could fire those torpedoes

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