“We got extremely worried after a month of texting, searching, and such. Finally we texted Julie asking where you were and she didn’t know.”
“A month?” Oh shit, just what I was afraid of… missed period, God damn! I thought.
“This is all my fault…” I said with my head down.
“No it’s not, Zara.” he kissed me on the cheek.
“You missed.” I smiled
“Another great movie you’ve never seen.” I said counting off on my fingers. I leaned over and kissed him, on the lips this time.
“Julie said she’d stay home for tonight to make sure you’re ok.”
“Alright.” I stepped out of his car and walked into the house.
“HONEY I’M HOME!” I yelled as loud as I possibly could so Julie could hear me quoting yet another movie.
“Well… welcome back, Zara.”
“Um… no need for celebration? No need for supplies I didn’t use them all yet, I’ve got like a year’s supply.” I slightly chuckled. Why did I chuckle? Now she knows for a fact that I’m hiding something… SHIT. I thought.
“Um.. ok.” she said. I sure hope she wasn’t under suspicion.
“Where’s everyone? Chelle, Lylli, I need to talk to them about stuff.”
“Why can’t you text them?” she asked with a flash of curiosity.
“Oh yeah… that’s right.” I pulled out my phone.
I have a situation, guys. Soon enough Chelle texted me back.
Where have you been? I’ve been continuously calling you and texting you. You haven’t been answering me for a month.
the two douchekateers decided to kidnap me… anyway, what time of the month is it? Think about it. That’s the sitch. I texted hoping she’d get it.
The end of it? Oh the douchekateers… I like it! she texted back when Lyllianne texted me.
Hey Zara. Where have you-- oh it was those guys wasn’t it?
Yeah, it was. Anyway I think I’m gonna go to bed early, even though I was in a coma for a month.
A coma? How’d that happen she texted back. I sent this message to both Lylli and Chelle.
I have Sleeping Beauty syndrome. I go “to sleep” with no pulse and in a “dreaming state” for about a month if I get hit in the back of the head hard enough, anyway goodnight.