(Luke- LH, Lexie- L, Calum- C, Michael- M, Ashton- A)
L- i honestly never thought this would ever happen
LH- whats that babe
L- well, meeting, texting, and later tommorow hanging out with my favorite band in the universe
C- awwe, were all very excited too😘
M- yeah trust me, Lucas here is probably more excited than you
L- why's that Lucas?
LH- i, umm
A- oh cut the shit, he thinks your pretty
C- he never shuts up about you
LH- ok i think its time to go now calum
M- yeah cals right, he stares at his phone 24/7 on your account
LH- im just gonna go.
L- nooooo, dont leave me here alone
C- i think shes scared of us
LH- whats that smirk for clifford.
L- yeah clifford,
C- michaels that guy who texts like a teenage girl
LH- HEY HEY HEY
L- oh God
A- *drums loudly*
L- here it comes
M- *strums guitar*
L- oh shit here we go
LH- SIMMER DOWN SIMMER DOWN
L- *leaves this convo*
LH- well, tables have turned. Now im the one begging
M- what the fuck that was really dirty liz is watching you
LH- uhmm, what i meant was stay ya know how earlier she was like no dont leave and i was just ya know i'll explain later😂
C- oooooh lucas.
LH- ooooh calum.
L- 💢WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EMOJI?
M- i call it the little red box emoji.
L- that was butyfil. chenged meh lyfe 4evr. wows. brot tears to meh ies.
C- what the hell are you saying?
M- what the hell lexie?
L- sorry im really wierd.
C- i like it
L- WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?
A- well, it was about 2 am on a thursday night and-
C- omg gross
M- wtf why do you know
A- i was kidding. i made that up totally.
L- mhmm *backs away slowly*
LH- *lexie bumps into me* hello there.
L- *fangirls* HOLY BALLS ITS LUKE HEMMINGS
A- do ya'll really say holy balls?
M- THATS EPIC OMG IM NEVER GOING TO STOP SAYING THAT I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE HAS CHANGED.
L- actually, its amazeballs.
M- WTF WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT BABE.
LH- OMG SHE CORRECTS GRAMMAR😍
C- I WONDER IF YOU HAVE ANY AUSTALIAN IN YOU
C- WELL WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 😏
C- IM ON MY WAY OVER PRINCESS
A- why are you guys so wierd?
LH- yeah, why are we so wierd?
M- what the fuck was that joke calum? ive tought you better ones, if your gonna ask for sex, you better ask it right.
C- first things first
LH- IM THA REALEST
C- just no,
LH- IM SO FAAAANCY YOU ALREADY KNOW
C- luke stop.
L- I SAID BABY I DO THIS I THOUGHT THAT YOU KNEW THIS
C- WOW OK BYE.
M- DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS PSYCHOPATH WHO IS SINGING IGGY IN ALL CAPS
A- BIG BOOTY BUT CHU GOT A BIG BOOTY BIG BIG BOOTY BUT CHU GOTTA BIG BOOTY
C- awwe, why are you talking about me *starts twerking*
LH- where did she go?
L- sorry, just got done hypervenalating
C- why's that princess
L- CALUM THOMAS FUCKING HOOD CALLED ME PRINCESS I NEED MORE AIR IM NOT FUNCTIONING CORRECT RIGHT NOW
L- OMG YES I AM.
M- what daddy?
L- tf just happened.
A- we need help.
L- guys, its getting late. I gotta go to sleep.
LH- NO BABYGIRL STAY😟
L- babygirl? omg i lost my mind when i read that☺️
M- well, i gtg too. goodnignt bae.
L- goodnignt teenage girl.
C- goodnignt princess😘😘
L- goodnight hood😘😘
A- goodnight sweetie.
L- goodnight random dude who plays drums.
LH- goodnight baby girl. Remember ilysm😘 sweet dreams😍😘
L- omg i literally cried. Goodnight lucas😍😘
And after that, I turned my phone off and fell asleep.
What the fuck just happened?