ROLL UP, ROLL UP AND WELCOME TO MISS MISSY AND THE FABULOUS TRAVELLING CIRCUS! We have a lot of spectacular shows lined up for you tonight, and -
*Psst. Hey Missy!*
*Wrong show, Missy*
What? Oh! My dear, I'm terribly sorry my fellow readers. Hold on just a sec.
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Welcome to my advice column! This is where you can ask questions and I will answer them. I am willing to answer all types of questions, from school and exams, to home life, peer pressure - even apple juice if you like! Okay, maybe not apple juice. That's just an invitation for the trolls.
To ask a question just drop it down in the comment section below (and get your name famously written in this column as the fabricator of the question), or if you wish to remain anonymous, you can always ask in the co-author's section. It's that simple!
I hope to be answering your questions soon!
P.S. Yes, the cover of this movella has the word "sex" on it.
P.P.S. And yes, I can hear you all sniggering about it. I have a disclaimer about it on the next page. xxx :)