Once upon a time a big dragon ran around everywhere, and you'll never guess what ... He hit me! I got burnt, and now I am a very burny potato. Me is sad. But me is awesome, too, so it's all good. LOL.
Ooh, look, there's a big weird thing flying out of the sky ... Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's ... A pickle?
"Hello," I say to the pickle. "I'm potato, but you can call me chips, because the dragon is a big fat meanie."
"Oh, yes, dragon's got the cooties."
"Oh, no I've not!" the dragon bellows.
"Oh, yes you have!" the pickle shouts back.
"Oh, no I haven't!"
Oh, yes you have!"
"This isn't a pantomime, peeps! Geez, chill it."
"I do not chill," the dragon says, jerking its leg. "I burn! Burn, baby, burn"
"Need some ice for that burn, then, Chips?" Pickle laughs, reaching up with his arm - which, by the way, just appeared out of nowhere - to give the dragon a high-five.
"Oh, yeah," I say. "Like, pure, ice, ice, baby! Ice, ice, baby!"
The dragon rolls his eyes irritatedly. "Weirdos."
"I am Chips!"
A/N: Heeeyy! This is the first of many chapters, and we hope you will enjoy reading the rubbish which comes out of our ... Strange minds.