13. the young man
The young man ran into a bench. Hard. The bench was made of iron. It had not be there a moment ago.
The young man was sprawled out on the sidewalk. The satchel was several feet away. The young man did not feel not injured. On the contrary. He felt very injured.
The old man sidled up to his satchel and snatched it up, then continued on his merry way.
"That'll teach you!" The old man admonished the young man as he disappeared around a corner.