I'm in the back of the performance area with One Direction. They keep on getting more awkward. Luckily, the boys's show is almost over and 1D will be on soon. Then I can be awkward with the people I am comfortable with. After a while the boys pile into the room. They are all sweaty and go to take showers. I sit there awkwardly texting my dad. I finally get a phone and I text my father. Wow. That depresses me more than a skinny cat.
After about 20 minutes Luke is out of the shower and has a pair of basketball shorts on. Nothing else. I quick snap a picture of him.
Someone doesn't know how to dress themselves @Luke5SOS
I attach the picture to the tweet and post it. Luke checks his phone and retweets it giving me a smirk. I wave at him jokingly. He rolls his eyes and goes back to his dressing room. Then Ashton comes out without a shirt. I snap a picture of him as well.
I guess we might have to go shopping because of the lack of clothing @Ashton5SOS
Then Michael and Calum walk out. Calum has no pants on and Michael doesn't have a shirt on. I take a picture of the 4 of them.
We might need to go sooner than planned, Calum has no pants. @Michael5SOS @Calum5SOS @Luke5SOS @Ashton5SOS
They all look at their phones and start shouting profanities.
"The fans are going to go crazy over this!" Calum shouts irritated.
"Well now they will love you more than ever." I say happily.
"Yeah but we look like homeless people." Michael says. He winks at me and I smile.
"That wouldn't make a difference if you had clothes on or not." Then I skip out of the room and get onto the bus.