As you read this just know we are not insane, we are purely bored. We are not responsible for you thinking we are crazy, on cracksy or other forms of drugs or alcohol
This book is dedicated to Molly Hauser, Lee Arick, Gay God, Nick Laws, Matthew Lush, THE GAYBIES, The Walrus, Unicorn Prince, Satan, God, The Lazy Pickles, the overweight poles, Prince Unicornicopia, and many others.
Also anyone who is added can make little stories! Just remember to put who its by IF NOT I WILL FIND YOU AND HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU ALIVE.
LOVE THE FOUNDERS
GAYGOD(NOT MATTHEW LUSH BUT A GAY GOD)
OH AND DUMBLIEDORE (NOT DUMBLEDORE)
How Matthew Lush was made
Once upon a time there was god, He needed a companion. So he went to his mixing pot and added his dna and a pinch of FABULOUS. As the man rose God declared
“You are a Gay
GOd your name shall be Matthew Lush.”
BY ZOMBIE GIRL
“You’re such a freak.” Yep, haven't heard that one before. I thought sarcastically. Everyday, the same things. I walked through the halls, how could anyone be so cruel. To be able to treat a 8e7hyf7ty8fhuman like they are nothing but the dirt on their shoes. Most people don’t even know they are being bullied or harassed until it gets so bad that one day you put two and two together and you just want to give up. most people think its bad if they get called fat or ugly, they never realize it is bad until you start wanting to die instead of ignoring.
BY ZOMBIE GIRL
So there was this couple I know they are christian and fh adrjkthththfjvnasejkc nkgn bgehdjkd sjk FJSDH CFF
THIS IS NOT PART OF THE STORY I WAS SHOT CALL FOR HELP CALL FOR 911 NOW SEND THEM TO MY HOUSE ITS 666 HELL DRIVE PLEASE I AM BLEEDING ONTO MY COMPUTER BN B.
THE AUTHOR DIED WHILE WRITING THIS.
Jesus did it
PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY WHO CARES IF YOU WERE LIKE ME YOU WOULD SEE DEATH IS A GIFT EMBRACE IT WITH ME EMBRACE IT. LOVE WHAT THE LORD HAS GIVEN YOU THE DOWNFALL OF CHRIST MEANS WE CAN TAKE OVER COME WITH ME MY FRIENDS. sATAN WILL RULE.
“sHIT I HAVE BEEN SHOT BY JESUS.”
“i THOUGHT YOU SAID HE was DEAD?”
“WHAT nO JESUS IS THE MEXICAN YOU DIP POO.”
Gay God story
Once upon a time there was a prince. The prince was not normal, he was special and everywhere he went everybody loved him him and his fabulousness anyone who would lay eyes on him would fall in love. he would never be fully loved though, why sure he had all the riches and ladies. He was gay! the Gay
God had blessed him! For
Gay God never let anyone be like him unless they were special! Well apparently Prince gaywood was special. his gayness was well known