How To Annoy Harry Potter

A huge list of ways to annoy the staff and students at hogwarts

'Mischief Managed'
By Fred and George Weasley


6. How to Annoy: Hogwarts!

How to Get Expelled From Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor insist that their house colours are 'covered in bees.'

2. The giant squid is not an acceptable date to the yule ball

3. I will not turn anyone into a ferret, even if I think Malfoy would make a good pet.

4. I will not use Professor Umbridge's pen to write 'I told you I was hardcore.'

5. I will not insist the house elves serve dried snake's heads to the slytherins

6. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of them and willingly draw a dark mark on their arm.

7. House elves are not acceptable replacements for bludgers.

8. Starting a betting pool on this years defense against the dark arts professor is tasteless and tacky, not a good money making scheme.

9. Seamus Finnigan is not 'after me lucky charms.'

10. I will not tie-dye the owls. 



Join MovellasFind out what all the buzz is about. Join now to start sharing your creativity and passion
Loading ...