Funny Jokes

just some jokes i dont own them


3. random jokes

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."


A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!


My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.


Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?" 
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"



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