"So how about we do something about Alec and Joe?" she says as my eyes widen. I then smirk as I take a sip of my coffee and say, "What do you have in mind?"
"Plenty of ideas, but first we're going to need a team." she says as I give her a look.
"And I just so happen to know who they are." she says as my eyes widen. What the fuck are you getting us into Bea?
"They'll never agree, if they know it's for me." I explain.
"I have my ways." she says as I rub my eyes. I then groan and give her a look, she then rolls her eyes at the way I'm behaving and says, "I'll message them, and you'll see how they'll say yes."
"Especially Harry since I know what he wants." she continues as my eyes widen.
"What?" I asked a little too loud. Knowing Harry and his cheeky or flirty ways, who knows what he'll want to do with Bea.
"Don't worry it's not what you think it is!" she says as I calm down.
"I'm trusting you Bea." I said with a little worry.
"I also trust you to send message of them approving, so I know you're not making it up." I say as she gasps and say, "What made you think I would lie?"
"Well I did lie to you, so you technically have the right to lie to me too." I explained as she said, "Very well, I'll send pictures."
Today was the day I messaged the boys so I can get them to help out Louis and I. It's going to take a lot of work, but I'm going to try my best.
ButtfaceTommo: hey did u text them??
Me: im about to rn
ButtfaceTommo: kk i leave u to it
I get out of that chat and make seperate ones for each of the boys. I start off with Liam, knowing that him and Louis are on talking terms.
Me: wanna make a deal?
Liliam: wat for?
Me: louis needs help and i need u to help us out
Liliam: wat does he need help for?
Me: stopping alec & joe
Liliam: WAIT HOLD UR HORSES
Liliam: only if u change my contact name to batman
Me: fine... as long as im robin
Batman: robin is a boy
Me: ROBIN CAN BE A GIRLS NAME TOO BATCH
I then move onto Niall.
Me: help louis and i?
NiallWontActHisAge: u, ok.... louis, y?
Me: cuz were a packaged deal an i have a plan to stop alec
NiallWontActHisAge: fine. only if u bring food along and stop calling me a leprechaun everytime we facetime
Zayn you're finally going to be a real bad boy.
ZaynTheMaleBeyonce: DONT EVEN ASK
Me: how did uk?
ZaynTheMaleBeyonce: idk wat ur gonna ask, but i can tell u want something
Me: pfft psht psht haha no...
Me: ill break ur lucky hair comb
ZaynTheMaleBeyonce: FINE JESUS CHRIST YOU DONT HAVE TO BREAK THE LAW JUST FOR MY HELP
Me: thank you!!!
Last, but not least Harry.
Me: wanna help me and louis?
Me: aw why not?
HazzaBear: because i dont
Me: ill take u victorias secret shopping with me
Me: i hate u
HazzaBear: luv u too bitch
Me: this how u text ur mom and sis??? with dat language and phone?
HazzaBear: DONT JUDGE ME AND MY IPHONE 4S AND IF I TEXTED MY MOM AND SIS LIKE DIS I WUD BE GETTIN MY ARSE WHIPPED WITH FIFTY BARS OF SOAP
I laugh and take screenshots of the messages. I then go to Louis' chat and send them all to him and close my phone. I lay back on my bed and wait for his reply until I hear my ringtone go off. I immediately open my iMessage to see it's from Louis and that it read.
ButtfaceTommo: OMG I CANT BELIEVE THEY SAID YES
Me: u sound like a desperate teenage girl who got a date to the dance with her crush
ButtfaceTommo: dont ruin the moment hater
Me: i aint hatin foo
Me: hey only i get to say that
ButtfaceTommo: but we're a packaged deal
Me: i hate u
ButtfaceTommo: no u dont
ButtfaceTommo: now my turn to make a deal!
ButtfaceTommo: if this plan works out we go on a date
Me: oh sure
Me: free food = happiness so sure, y not
Me: wait, but if it doesnt?
ButtfaceTommo: doubting urself i see?
Me: no but u never know wat might happen
ButtfaceTommo: fine if it fails then i give u fifty bucks
Me: its a win win either way, but i accept ur offer
Me: NOW QUIT TEXTING ME IM TIRED
ButtfaceTommo: then stop textin me! ill start to talk like ur mom
Me: u havent even met my mom!
ButtfaceTommo: *beas moms voice* all u do is sit on that computer
Me: im leavin and going to sleep so peace bitch
ButtfaceTommo: fine 💀😘
He's going to be the death of me. If I go to hell then I'm dragging him down with me.
A/N YAY! I UPDATED! BE PROUD OF ME YOU MESSAGERS! Lol
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