The little bear sat in his room, remembering his uncle, the one who died of mysterious circumstances the woods.
Little did he know that Choobso cat was behind all of this……… DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
It was a cold winter, Choobso needed to store up for hibernation. He came upon a small cabin deep in the scarish woods, “Choob?” Choobso said through the door.
“WHAT WAS DAAAAAT??????” said the little bear.
“CHOOB!!!!!!!!!” Choobso knocked down the door with his massive flub.
“OMIGOD!” Little bear screamed. IT WAS THE LEGGINGS WITH FLOWERS ON THEM HE TRIED ON EARLIER IN JC PENNY’S. THEY HAD COME BACK TO HAAAAAANT HIM,
“WHY DUNNINT YOU BUY UUUUUUS!!” They screamed. WAIT, NO. It wasn’t quite as scary as the leggings. It was….
“I HATE U!!!!!” Little bear said to choobso.
“CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOb!”. as the cat let out this tremendous choob, he coughed up the bear from the story we previously wrote. The bear screamed and his eyeballs fell out. out of his eye sockets fell monkey robots. The robots exploded into fireworks…
The chipmunk woke up. You haven’t forgotten aboot the chipmunk, have you? That chipmunk was at the bottom of Choobso’s belly. He had lost his sensei, and he was alone and confused. He’d been wandering for weeks, with nothing but the whisker sword his sensei had given to him.
As he woke up, he saw a rabbit and a cloaked being in the corner. The rabbit drew nearer to him. He said
“Who are you?”
“I am but a humble chipmunk from the outside land. I need to get home.”
“Tough luck, kid. We all wanna get out.” He said snarkily. “I see you have a sword. Give me it and I’ll spare your life.”
“B-but my sensei gave me that sword.”
“NO!!!!” he heard his sensei’s voice in his head ‘You can fight it, child! Fight the power!’
“I NEED THE SWORD CHIPPY NOW GIVE IT!” The rabbit yelled.
“Ma name is not Chippy.” The chipmunk rolled his eyes and hit the the rabbit with a marshmallow named greg, in which he’d aquired somewhere in Choobso’s small intestine. Then he slashed his sword at the rabbit, and his sensei guided him on the way.
“I HAT YOU!” Said the chipmunk and through a fancy shmancy top hat at the rabbit.
‘good work, young fighter. You will someday be a samurai master.’ said his sensei’s soul.
“Phhhht I know sensei, you dunnit need to tell this guy.” Said the chipmunk.
“Phhht your ego is so big that it probably told you.” Sensei said and beat the chipmunk over the head with his friend zaaaambie.
“MY SAMICH MY ZAAAAAAMBIE!” Yelled sensi.
“Tough luck oldie!!!!!!!!” Screamed the chimpmunk and ate the sensei’s soul.
He felt kinda bad, but oh well. Sensei still talked to him from beyond beyond the grave. ‘You lil’ punk! YOU THINK YO TOUGH!? YO THINK YO TOUGH HUH? YOU AIN’T TOUGH, YOU NEED DISAPRIN! DISAAAAAPRINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!’
The chipmunk was frightened, as well as saddened. His sensei had told him he didn’t have enough disaprin. He ran away in tears.””GV FI
“I WILL FIND MY DISIPRINN!” Sang chipmunk to the tune of why can’t we be friends. Sensei soul followed him.
“Hehe no you won’t”
“Buuuuuurn…. sensei’s got sass!” Said a near by tree.
“DON’T YOU BE TALKING BOUT MY STUDENT, TREE. Y’KNOW WHAT TREES LACK? TREES LACK DISAPRIIIIIIIIN!!!”Creamed Sensei.
“Sensei, don’t you see that tree is no ordinary tree, dose are them leggins’ we be sawing in dat cool nice pleeece caaaaled JCPENNY ya here.”” Chipmunk asaisd and swallowed a whole choccate chip your face made by saying
“JCPENNY LACKS DISAPRIN!!!!!!!!”
“calm yourself, sensei.”
“DONT SASS ME! YOU LACK DISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPRIN!!!!!”
Then, the unthinkable happened. The cloaked figure uncloaked himself. It was…
Choobso’s conscience! Again!
“Well, young chipmunk. You have made it far. So far, I think it’s time I told you how to get out of here. You have to kill me, Choobso’s conscience. But I warn you, the disasters will be great. Choobso will lose all feelings and become tenfold as dangerous as he already is. Will you save yourself, or the world.”
“Myself.” The chipmunk said without a thought.
“Very well. Our battle shall begin.” Choobso’s conscience took out a lightsaber, put on his hammerpants, and was ready for battle.
The chipmunk took the first swing. Choobso’s conscience ducked, and said “GWA HA HA!” Chipmunk was agro.
“Have at thee!” He screamed and took out the previous marshmallows bestie named Cocroach who was a pineapple and took a bite and screamed…
The battle raged for hours, sensei shouting “GIVE HIM ALL YOU GOT!” and “YOU GOT THE FUNKIEST MOVES!” and “HEY CONSCIENCE GUY, YOU LACK DISAPRIN!” The chipmunk sang so that the battle would intesify.
“I GOT THE POWAAAAA!” Choobso’s consience realized this was no meer battle this was a sing off!!!!!!!!!!
“Boogie oogie woogie!” Choobso’s conscience yelled. But then the chipmunk took his magenta lightsaber and smacked choobso’s consience over the head. It did no damage, as they were fake lightsabers.
“OWWWWWYYYYYY!” Choobso’s conscience screamed and sat in the corner and pouted while chipmunk hit continuously over the head with the lightsaber.
“Make ‘im staap it” said the conscience. Then, a laser show showed up and Choobso’s conscience had a seizure and died.
Suddenly, The chipmunk AND his sensei were out in the open. Then Freddy Krueger showed up and killed them.
THE END FOR NOW.
But wait. What about dat bear? He may have died but we just want to let all viewers know he is safe and sound and he ended up buyin’ dem floral leggin’s that fancy place (and disaprin lacking) JCPENNY.
NoW It’S ThE ENd