General Parodies

Hilarious parodies irrelevant to TV. Subjects so far concern mayonnaise, Monday, Justin Bieber, and that notoriously mental writer from CSM.

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1. Mayo


(to the tune of Dynamite)

We went out to eat eat eat eat

At the grand restaurant so named Subway-ay-ay

My little brother wanted meat meat meat meat

But all I wanted was some Mayo sauce sauce sauce sauce

Yep, yep

Just pour it on and on and on

And spread it on and on and on

Yeah

 

I throw my sandwich

At the subway guy

Screamin' "Heyo!

I ordered mayo!"

Why couldn't you just get my order right?

I said, "Heyo!

I ordered Mayo!"

Cause we're gon shout it out

And then we'll eat all night

Unless the cook stops this

Using dynamite

'Cuz I told ya once

Now I told you twice

The thought of no mayo

Gonna make me cry.

 

The cook had little brains brains brains brains

He had such little time for games games games games

I want to know his name name name name

'Cause it ain't no time for games games games games

Yep, yep

Just pour it on and on and on

And spread it on and on and on

Yeah

(chorus)

I can take it all

I want to be the last one chompin'

What about the cook?

I'm gonna be the last one stompin'

'Cause I I I believe in mayo

And I I I just want it all

I just want it all

Throw my sandwich at that guy

Throw it high

Throw it high

(instrumental break, chorus)

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