Jokes Galore!

An amazing joke book full of.....sandwiches. NO, jokes, obviously!

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2. Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.

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