249. The Rights of Animals
Even though, this is called mocha the bear, it pains me to see that animal rights in this country, the US, is more important than the rights of humans. Like how come it's easier to focus on the rights of inferior species over the superior species. The country has fucking problems with immigration and people prioritize the freedoms of animals? Next thing you know there's going to be a dolphin running for president.
President Porpoise 2016.
One of his speeches will be along the lines of, “My porpoise today is...”
*insert dolphin noise*
Not to offend any animal lovers out there, but look what happens to when we don't focus on the needs of humans first.
This was purely for comedy purposes. But seriously? How bout we figure out how to protect the rights of all species out there?