Mocha the Bear

The origin of my username, plus random thoughts and more! Warning! Yellow–may contain some mature content. Cursing is not censored. © Copyright 2014-2016. All rights reserved. I created the cover myself.

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170. Hilldawg's Stories

Crystal Meth was the name of the rock.

It was the name of my rock that I received for my proposal from my boyfriend's uncle. The uncle is named Carlydonald. I just saw a bike and now I'm wondering why I ate that rock this morning. Crystal did me well. Now all I can think about is chocolate chip Netflix and snuggle. Another great board game is sex. Yes. Also, I snorted a blue leave this morning to celebrate ISU's birthday. Then I licked Sycamore Sam's ear. Happy birthday sycamores!

Afterward, I found professor Melvin Pagan putting Professor Phil Dobelstein in a gift box. Then he put the gift box in the pool. The pool bursts into flames. Out popped Dr. Phil in the form of an angel, ready to set sail on a hell-blazing pool. But where was Dr. Dobelstein? That's when i realized Dr. Phil is Dr. Doblestein. Then Mr. Pagan kissed me and I shouted, "IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY!?!? LOLLY LOLLY, LET ME SEE YOU POP THAT BODY!"

I whispered back, "Jesus take the wheel."

 

This was the first installment of Hilldawg's stories. Hope you stay tuned.

Love,

Alondra

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