Mocha the Bear

The origin of my username, plus other shit. Warning! Yellow–may contain some mature content. Cursing is not censored. © Copyright 2014-2017. All rights reserved. I created the cover myself.


210. Burn Book

I got ready for school early and my dad drove my brother to school first then he dropped me off at university. As we were approaching Edgar's school, I asked my dad if he wanted to hear a joke.

"What do you call a cow with only two legs?"


"Lean beef."

My dad didn't laugh. He just made fun of me for my terrible joke by going: "Weh, Weh, Weh."

So I went with my next cow joke.

"What do you call a cow without any legs?"

I was going to say ground beef, but my brother intercepted and went "Alondra."

I am overweight, so it is not anything new when my family makes fun of each other for being fat. Hell, I laughed after he said my name.

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