210. Burn Book
I got ready for school early and my dad drove my brother to school first then he dropped me off at university. As we were approaching Edgar's school, I asked my dad if he wanted to hear a joke.
"What do you call a cow with only two legs?"
My dad didn't laugh. He just made fun of me for my terrible joke by going: "Weh, Weh, Weh."
So I went with my next cow joke.
"What do you call a cow without any legs?"
I was going to say ground beef, but my brother intercepted and went "Alondra."
I am overweight, so it is not anything new when my family makes fun of each other for being fat. Hell, I laughed after he said my name.