192. All's Well That Ends Well
So I got to the restaurant where my parents work after my dad and my cousin went to the bar at TGI Friday's. My dad had a bag of leftovers, and he told me to take them from the van. I sat down at a booth and my mom opened the bag and began to eat cole slaw while I shoveled down fries. Then I told my mom, "What if these are my cousin's leftovers?" She looked like a deer staring at headlights and quickly put away the leftovers and we started laughing. My dad walked past and said, "Save those for home." Apparently they were my dad's leftovers.
When I got home with my mom, we went ahead and ate the leftovers. "Wait," my mom said, "What if your dad wants some?" We tried calling him but he didn't pick up. So, we ate everything. He got home, asked my mom where the leftovers were, and I died of laughter tonight. Best day ever!