10. 14th of january 2015
once upon a time a giant squid came out of the sea and decided to look for a friend to entertain with his stories about that time when... well never mind. she could tell them about the time he had become infatuated with a raccoon called Jeremy who was the highlight of parties, he still couldn't decide whether or not to eat Samuel as she was hungry but friendship concluded that no one should ever eat anyone.
but then they would starve, because they couldn't eat the souls of the dead who had already been eaten. so it was all pointless in the end. they (Samuel's, friendship and Jeremy) all enjoyed each others company so eating souls went on the back burner, for now. however one day the three creatures decided to try sea cucumbers but that didn't go well for the sea cucumber called Erik. Erik was a part of a secret society of cucumbers and this caused him to live in secrecy.