My Own Humor Book About My Own Stupid Stuff

My own book of my jokes (some from the interwebs) plus pictures!


5. Teen relate

First off, thank you to Katherine Rider for being the first person to guess the previous song. The correct answer was "It's Time" by Imagine Dragons (also my favorite artist.)

1. When you're lying in bed when it's super dark and your brain just says, "You know what we haven't thought about in a while, MONSTERS!"

2. Whenever someone calls me ugly, I start to feel really sad and I give them a hug because life is really, really hard for the visually impaired.

3."I don't know what I did, or how I did it, but it worked.-The thrilling story of my academic life.

4. When you laugh so hard that no sound comes out, and you look like a deranged seal.

5. Looking at a textbook and thinking, "What a waste of a tree."

6. No teacher, I don't kno the answer, that's why my hand wasn't raised.

7. Getting super paranoid when your answers are: A,C,D,B,B,B,B,B,B.

8. Jerk: If you're a wizard, prove it!

Me: Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts.

9. Hey jerks! I just realized that awesome ends with me, and ugly starts with u!


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