My Own Humor Book About My Own Stupid Stuff

My own book of my jokes (some from the interwebs) plus pictures!

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6. If Video Games Were Realistic

ASSASSIN'S CREED:

"Surely this small amount of hay will cushion my fall. OH GOD MY BONES!!!!!"

MINECRAFT:

*punches tree*

"OW! GOD! WHY DID I DO THAT? OW!"

SKYRIM:

Dragon: Let me taste your Thu'um, Dragonborn.

Dragonborn: Fus Ro Dah!

Dragon: How dare you! My mother was a saint!

CALL OF DUTY:

"My goodness, I've been shot in the chest! Here, I'll just sit behind this conveniently placed rubble. That'll make it better!" 

"Aargh! Blood loss and lead poisioning!" *dies*

THE SIMS:

"Yabba yabba ding doo bach!"

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?!?"

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