My Own Humor Book About My Own Stupid Stuff

My own book of my jokes (some from the interwebs) plus pictures!

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3. AND NOW, RANDOM THINGS!!!

1. When I get a call at 3 am:

Them: "Hey are you awake?"

Me: *sarcastically* "Yeah I've been skydiving for the past 4 hours."

2. This is my favorite SpongeBob quote, "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade Spongebob!"

- Patrick Star

3. How to know when someone is drunk:

Drunk Person: "Hey bartender, hand me a Maltov cocktail."

4. Derp. Just derp.

5. Dear math,

I'm tired of trying to find your "X". Just move on, she's not coming back.

6. When I'm better at a game than someone:

"You're such a noob."

When somebody is better at a game than me

"Pssshhh, they have no life."

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