Harry bumps into you and suddenly wants your number. STRANGER DANGER! DUH!
Niall has never spoke to you before and he says, "Let's go to Nando's." UMMM, WHO ARE YOU? I WOULD BE SCREAMING AND RUNNING IF HE SAID THAT TO ME. IT COULD BE A DISGUISE.
Louis works at Starbucks and sits with you. Then you start chatting. WAIT, WHAT ABOUT OTHER CUSTOMERS LIKE BOB, FRED AND STEVE? THEY NEED THEIR COFFEE!
Liam looks at you from the stage and is suddenly in love. HEY, I DON'T HAVE BIG BOOBS, SO IS NO-ONE GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ME, CUZ THAT'S WHAT HE'S IN LOVE WITH.
Zayn is stalking you. Then you fall in love with him. HELLO? HE COULD BE TRYING TO RAPE YOU? YOU'RE GIVING HIM WHAT HE WANTS.