Rule number 1: Read all the rules.
Rule number 2: If you don't follow all the rules, I will ignore you.
Rule number 3: I will only review original movellas. I'm sorry, but it's hard to give an accurate criticism on fanfiction. If you only want grammar/spelling tips, then possibly, but all original works take precedence.
Rule number 4: First come, first serve.
Rule number 5: If your story is long, I may only read the first few chapters. This is in the interest of time; I don't want to get backed up too far if I have a lot of requests.
Rule number 6: Please post the link of the story in the comments.
Rule number 7: Don't take anything personally. Unless it was meant to be personal. In which case, take it personally.
Suggestion: This isn't a rule (which is why it isn't titled, "Rule number 8"), but it might be a good idea if you favorite this so that you know when your review is posted. If you want to unfavorite after you get your review, that's fine with me. I won't be offended.
Note: There is no telling how long it might take for a review. I'm also unsure of how much time I'll be able to dedicate to this. If I get too overwhelmed, I might put requests on hold. Just a heads up, so don't ask for a review unless you've got a decent degree of patience!
Now somebody please ask for a review. It'll be awkward if you don't.