I jumped out of bed (literally) and jumped onto Pielen ( Pie/Len and literally again) and tried to wake her up.
"I'm...a....Pie," she mumbled.
Than I figured something to get her up.
"I'm a dinosaur!!" She jumped up and started singing with me.
I grab my brush and brush my chestnut hair with blonde tips, going to the start of my butt, looking in the mirror at my faint freckled face and big blue eyes.
I really look like a Dusty.
"APPLE-PIE!!!-"Apple-Pie looks at me. "-Come brush your hair child!" She stands up and brushes her mid-back blonde hair, looking at here faint freckled skin and emerald green eyes.
We put some suncream on our light almost-near-pale-but-not-quite skin.
"We are not done yet Apple-Pie, thy must change!" She nodded and we run to the closet.
I take my PJ's off, putting on a dark blue dress going to my mid-thigh before it ruffles up in a light blue colour, light purple converses, white socks, a sky blue beach hat and silver ball earrings.
Apple-Pie kinda copies me. Her dress is light green before it ruffles up in a dark green, dark red converses, white socks, a white beach hat and gold ball earrings.
Some people mistaken us as twins, but we're best friends.
We run down the stairs of our house. I get my leopard print suitcase and Apple-Pie got her one with pies all over it and run upstairs.
"This is the day Dust! It is our holiday!" She's right there.
Today is the day.
"Okay soldier! Let's get to it!" I screech, chucking allllllll my clothes in the suitcase.
By the time we where finished packing our stuff, it was 11.19.
Yay! Wow! That. Is. Awesome! Since we woke up at 11.00!
"WE HAVE TO GOO!!! WE ARE GOING TO MISS OUR FLIGHT!!!" Apple-Pie screamed.
"Okay Apple-Pie! Lettuce go!.......... Yer- lets just go." We race down the staircase and to the front door. Apple-Pie opened the front door, letting us walk out, then shut it and locked it.
I saw a taxi coming over... Well, it was a limo taxi... For famous people.
"TAXEEEEEEH!!" I screamed, waving at it.
"And who may you be? I'm here to pick up Avril Lavigne and Taylor Swift,"
"That would be us right -uh... Avril?"
"Yes Taylor," she replied.
The taxeeeeeeh stopped and we chucked our bags in the boot, climbing in the backseat only to have me stop mid-way.
"Uh taxeeeeeeh man? Can you do us a favour?"
"MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD! DAMN RIGHT! ITS BETTER THEN YOURS!!" We were in the boot, laying down in dead body bags.
Don't ask- oh alright it is on our bucket list.
"Ms. Lavigne and Swift, we have arrived at the 5 Seconds Of Summer residence, Mr. Hemmings, Hood, Irwin and Clifford will be waiting." Oh my fried pickles.
Yes I did get that from Get In The Bus...... WE HAVE CANDY!!, I read.
I have to ask them if it was real...
"Sir, can you park the car close to the door, carefully place our bags and us at the door, ring it and run to the car and drive off?" Apple-Pie asked throughout the speaker thing.
"Sure Ms. Lavigne."
After we opened the boot and put us at the front door, he rang the doorbell, ran to his car and drove off with a wave and 'I know your not Avril and Taylor! But I can keep this a secret.'
I like this dude.
The door was opened by someone I can't see since I'm 'dead' and in a bag.
"Hell-? HOLY F-" Luke -I think- was irrupted by someone saying 'FRIED PICKLES!!'
Oh my god, oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!
SHE. IS. REAL!
"MATES!! THERE ARE DEAD BODIES AT THE DOOR! DEAD. F-"
"-BODIES!" Luke -I still think- finished as I heard footsteps running to the door.
"What Luke? You can't be serio- HOLY!!" I knew it was Luke! Thank you Ashton for making my brain sure. I like me.... Me is awesome... Me! I just love me! Meh! Just.. Love me!
"M-Mate! I think that one just moved!" Calum said.
"Gurgle!" I shout as everyone except my idol screamed.
"DEAD BODIES?!? WHERE SHALL WE BURY THEM?!?" Iz Monsta squealed.
"NO! WE ARE ALIVE!!" I screamed.
Here it coooomes....
"SHE SAID HEY!! IT'S ALRIGHT! DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE?!? DON'T LOOK BACK! LIVE YOUR LIVE! EVEN IF IT'S ONLY FOR TONIGHT! SHE SAID HEY!! IT'S ALRIGHT! IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE!!" We screamed.
"They're zombies!" Michael accused.
"Michael! It's not very nice to accuse that we're zombies!" I snapped while Apple-Pie kept saying 'Michael' over and over again.
"IT KNOWS MY NAME!!" That idiot..
(A/N Not really Michael! I love you! Well.. Not that way!)
"I know all of your names.... Michael, Calum, Luke, Ashton, Iz Monsta or better known Izzy-" I was interrupted by a 'Oink!'
"-And Pooooooob...." I said in a pedophile voice. I felt the zipper move down and closed my eyes, acting dead.
"Wha-" I interrupted Michael by shooting up, sitting.
"I IZ DUSTEH!!"
"I IZ PIELEN-eh! Or better known Apple-Pie!"
"AND YOU IZ 5SOS AND IZ MONSTA AND POB AND YOU IZ AWESOOOOME!" We screamed at the same time, now standing up and tying the members of 5SOS up with Izzy.
"Uh...." They said.
"I. Love. These. Girls!" Yelled Izzy, getting a piggyback a very confused Arthur.
"Didn't we brake up?"
"YOU SHALL LEAVE!!"
"Yes... You shall leave!" Added Ashton.
"Uh.... I want your babies." Facepalm.
"I want their babies too Pielen but you cannot, and I mean cannot, have their babies,"
"Aww why Dusteh?"
"BECAUSE I WANT THEIR BABIES!!" Faceplam, random bystanders these days...
"Oprah...." I warned.
"Random...." She warned.
"OH HELL NO!!" Me, Izzy and Apple-Pie screamed,
"OH HELL YES-" Oprah was erupted by something beeping.
"NOOOOOOO!!!! WE ARE GOING TO MISS OUR FLIGHT!!" I screamed, grabbing Pielen and the suitcases, swapping phone numbers with Izzy and the boys and running to the airport.
"Lucky they live a block away from the airport," I nod, panting as we entered the airport.
"Flight B3-21 has now left, have a good day!" Alob said through the intercom of the airport.
Alob; definition of Airport Lady and Bob.
"NOOOOOOO!!" We were on our knees, people giving us weird looks. Suddenly, I spotted One Direction putting their suitcases down, going to a gift shop. I smirked a evil smirk, looking at A-P who had the same look.
We ran to the suitcase, finding one big enough to fit us. When we finished climbing and putting our suitcases in, I heard the band talking then being felt being pushed away.
We are normal and evil.
Hey! I'm kinda new... So? How was the first part? Was it good? I also am on the site WattPad my username is Go-Low-Like-A-Limbo-
Bai! For now...
P.S another chapter is coming in like... Ten seconds? In comparing and pasting them from my story from Wattpad to here! ;)