8. Fat Turds and Boy Turds
I walked up to my room to see Jordan smelling my shampoo. "What in God's name are you doing?" I yelled. I must have scared him becuase he jumped and must have squeezed the bottle becuase a big blob of shampoo went right into his eyes. "Oww, shit!" he yelled running around my room. "Here, give me your hand and I walk you down stairs." I said. I took his hand and walked him down to Niall. "What happened?" he asked. I started to giggle a little. "He was in my room smelling my shampoo!" Laugh-yelled. Then I said doing a perfect accent,"Then he yelled 'Oww, Shit!" I left them to do their thing and I went upstairs and looked in the mirror. The doctor says I am way under weight. I am 93.5 as of this morning but I think am really fat. I went into the restroom and grabbed my toothbrush. I was sure to lock the door. I used to do this all of the time in the home and I think this bad habit is coming back. I gagged myself and threw up. I went back to the mirror and said,"Lord, please make me skinny or at least all of my friends fat."