The Lunch Lady

FERRET AND THE LUNCH LADY FIGHT OVER TRASH! BUT WHO WILL WIN? *Based on a true story that actually is happening EVERYDAY*

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1. DAY ONE

Ferret sat at her lunch table, yelling a conversation with her friends.

 

"Guys, did you see those mats they had in the gym? They had like, compasses on them or

something!"

 

"'Oh yeah, then they showed us that stupid video of yoga or something! It looked like they were

old people attempting to dance," said Thermal, disgusted.

 

"They were trying to make us compass dance," Ferret said with an open mouth, crinkling her

face up like a rat. Julia does this face a lot.

 

"WE SHOULD HAVE COMPASS DANCED!" Exclaimed Thermal, in a false helium voice.

 

"NO!" Ferret yelled. "WE CANNOT COMPASS DANCE WITHOUT ONIONS ON OUR HEAD!"

 

Ferret scrunched up her face and leaned forward, cackling.

 

Everyone burst into laughter.

 

Georgia leaned forward, staring into Oswin's eyes. "I'm ol' Greg!" She did a body roll. "Do ya

love meh?"

 

Together they imitated Old Greg.

 

Billy shook her head and looked down, trying to keep a serious face. "You know I hate that!"

 

Georgia and Oswin synchronized a body roll.

 

Just then, the lunch lady walked by with the trach can, commanding the kids to throw away

their trash.

 

Jasmine, aka Fluffy Potato, whispered to Ferret, "Feeeerrreeettt!!! Don't give the lunch lady your

trash! WE MUST BOYCOTT!"

 

Ferret did her evil ferret face, and pretended to nibble on her play-doh scented muffin.

 

The lunch lady strolled past with a neutral face while everyone else threw away their plates It

was obvious that she was slightly annoyed, but she tried to hide it.

 

This wasn't the last they would see of her.

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