"I'm Katy Heart, and i'm Liam's ex-girlfriend"
There is an awkward silence we all stare at Liam, except Jade, who looks wide-eyed, directly at the doctor, or Katy. The silence is broken with one of Jade's random outbursts of crazy.
"HOLEY CRAP!" Jade yells. If someone in the hall hears this, things could get messy. And by messy I mean we could be stuck in here if fans find out our location.
"What?" Liam asks. "I'm allowed to date, i'm a big boy"
"It's not that, she's just WAY too pretty for you" Jade finishes her thought, mentally stabbing Liam in the chest.
"But..." Liam starts to say.
"Oh gosh I said that out loud. Oops..." Jade says. All the laughter Zayn and I have been holding in comes pouring out now uncontrollably.
"I like her. Now back onto medical terms, i'm assuming she is sick?" Katy says, pointing to Jade. "On my chart it says your name is Jade, but it doesn't specify why you're here".
A couple of glances later, everyone is looking to Zayn. Again.
"GROUP HUDDLE!" I shout and the boys and I make a half circle around Jade, who exchanges a confused look with Katy, shrugs her shoulders at her, then comes back to our huddle.
"Guys, we shouldn't be specific" I say. "I know your break-up with her was bad Liam, and although as a friend I trust her, I still think we shouldn't risk it. Remember what Harry said earlier? She could go to the press and make up stories, twisting our words."
"You've got a good point, Lou. We'll be brief and tell her all she needs to know" Liam confirms.
"Do I even get a say in this?" Jade asks.
"No." Zayn states simply. "Why would you?"
"Oh whatever, the plan sounds fine anyway" Jade concurs and turn to the doctor once again.
"She's in rough shape and whenever she ran into anything this morning, she yelped in pain" Liam begins.
"Yea, she barely even touched the chair and she still yelled" Zayn adds.
"Okay, that's not much to go off of, but I guess I can see what I can do to figure out the problem" Katy says. "Is it a constant pain, or only when you come into contact with anything?"
"Constant, but it gets worse when I run into things" Jade answers.
"AW MY POOR BABY!" I shout, trying to get a laugh out of this extremely awkward situation, but Zayn and Liam just hit me in the head.
"Shut it Louis, this is serious" Zayn whispers angrily.
At least I got a smile out of Jade. And a very annoyed glare from Liam's ex-girlfriend doctor lady.
"So where does it hurt in general, or where does it hurt the most?" Katy asks.
"It hurts the most here" Jade says pointing to the middle of her side. "But in general it hurts in my torso, right leg, and right arm."
"Alright. You're gonna need to take off your shirt and pants so I can examine your side and leg" Katy says to her. Jade starts lifting up her shirt until Katy shouts.
"WAIT WAIT WAIT. Are you sure you want them here when you're doing that?" She says.
"You're right" Jade responds and then looks over to us. "Get out, pervs."
"PERVS?! WE'RE NOT THE ONES WHO STARTED STRI-" I began to say, but Zayn yet again clamped his hand over my mouth.
"It's fine, we'll leav- OH MY GOSH LOUIS GROSS" Zayn said, probably cause I licked him, but he deserved it, this was the second time he'd stopped me from talking. He's lucky I didn't lick him the first time.
"Come on you idiots" Liam grumbles, dragging us outside the room and shutting the door.
As soon as he lets go, I rush up to the door and press my ear against it.
"Dang hospital people, buying thick doors. I can't hear a thing." I say and Liam rolls his eyes.
"Lou, you should probably move away before-" Zayn started to say, but I could hear the rest because the door was opened, causing me to fall face first into the ground.
"Owwww" I manage to say, not even lifting myself from the cool, tile floor.
"I think he might need a doctor next" Jade says, giggling.
"Yeah, no kidding" I say as I sit up and cup my cheek with my hand, and oh my goodness it hurts. A lot. Face planting is not as fun as it looks. And it doesn't even look fun to begin with.
"Anyway, you guys can come back inside now so I can explain to you when she should take her medicine, and what she can and cannot do due to her injuries" Katy says, and I stand up, and walk in, the other boys following me. We situate ourselves again and somehow I ended up on the ground. I probably have brain damage or something. No biggie though, i'll be fine sitting on the floor.
"Okay so i've got her bandaged up and taught her how to reapply the bandages, so this is where one of you come up" Katy says, all doctorish-like. But wait, what does she mean one of us?
"What are you talking about?" Liam says, reading my mind.
"Well whichever one of you is her caretaker will be the one to make sure she takes her medicine on time" Katy explains.
"I guess all of us are" Zayn states.
"Yeah, tell us all so we can nag her together!" I say.
"Alright then... She'll have to take her medicine three times a day, once with every meal. I would give her the adult dosage, but she's not heavy enough for it to be considered safe for her to take, so you should administer the child dosage of one tablet" Katy rambles on with her doctor nonsense. I'm sure the others are listening, so Jade will be fine.
"Also, you shouldn't get your injuries wet, except for bathing. So no swimming or water gun fights or anything of that sort" She says looking directly at me. "That should be all, but if you need anything, Liam should still have my number."
Liam starts blushing again. I bet she said that just to get a reaction out of him. Apparently i'm right, because she dismisses herself and them walks our of the room chuckling.
"Do you need any help?" Liam asks Jade, smoothing out his mustache.
"No, I should be fine, although I feel like i'm half penguin and half human. I'M HUMGUIN!" Jade announces as we walk into the hall, earning us some very strange looks.
"Jade, quiet down, we're gonna get-"
"OH MY GOD IS THAT ZAYN MALIK?!"
I curse under my breath and scream: "RUN!"
All of us begin to run in the opposite direction of the random teenage girl and her five friends, who are trying to trample us, until we hear poor Jade trying to hobble and escape.
"DON'T JUST LEAVE ME!" She yells, limping towards us. Liam runs back and scoops her up bridal style and bolts for the glass door at the end of the hallway, Zayn and I following right behind him. Soon enough, all of us are in the room and I slam the door and lock it, moving the desk that was in the middle of the room against the door.
"What the heck was that about?! They're just fans, what's the worst they could do?" Jade asks, oblivious to their dedication. "Well?" She says, looking straight at me.
"Don't look to me, Liam's got the worst stories" I say, getting her attention off of me and onto Liam.
"Well..." Liam says, putting her down in the office chair. "The worst ones would have to be when a girl snuck into my hotel room and stole my underwear, and when I was leaving the beach, about to go into my car, and as I was walking by, some girl grabbed my rear"
"Okay then, your fans are nuts" Jade says.
"Dedicated!" We all yell at the same time.
"Anyway this isn't what we should be talking about, we should be discussing how to get out of here" Zayn says, taking charge. "I say we go through the window. We've got no other choice, the girls will fight over us and end up killing us in the process."
"Well it's settled then. The window it is" Jade says, getting up and looking at me expectantly. Again.
"What now?" I ask.
"Come give me a boost!" She says, pointing to the window.
"Fine" I respond, placing my hands on top of one another, and squatting down so she can get out. She puts her foot in my hand, her hands gripping my shoulders, and then the window frame as I lift her up.
"You're a lot less heavy than I thought you were" I say.
"Is that a fat joke?" She says with her bottom half still through the window.
"Definitely" I say, pushing her out. I hear a shriek and begin to panic, thinking she'd been hurt by the impact of the ground, but then realize it was just one of the fans. One by one, we go out the window, and apparently it was my job to lift everyone up, so by the time it was my turn to drag myself out, my arms were very tired. Somehow I managed to go through the window and landed on my feet, seeing the rest of the gang waiting for me.
"What are you waiting for? Hurry to the car!" I rush them, noticing the large number of fans pouring through the hospital doors. I feel like we're escaping zombies in the zombie apocalypse. We all get in the car, Liam hits the gas and we're off.