"Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome back.. to Drunk Minecraft! And today, we have a very special guest. She is a new youtuber, and has contacted me a bunch of times asking to be in a drunk minecraft episode.. so here she is! Introduce yourself, pretty lady!" Markiplier says, introducing the show, then 'pointing' towards a new face on Drunk Minecraft. "Hello.. um.. sorry, I'm really shy. But, my name is Emilia Purdy and I am very new to youtube! But, I am excited to be here, playing drunk minecraft with Markiplier, Bob, and the douche we all know and love, Wade!" Emilia replies, with a huge grin on her face, along with a few giggles here and there.
"Uh.. I'm gonna go make a treehouse.." Bob says, running away from the group in minecraft. "Bob! Get back here! We need to show, Emilia around!" Mark commands, chasing after Bob a.k.a 'Muyskerm' in minecraft. "Wade! Let's team up on Mark and Bob!" Emilia suggests, handing over a wooden sword to Wade. "Yes! Finally, now I can get my revenge on Mark for.. who knows what!" Wade says happily, as he follows Emilia a.k.a 'EmiliaHorror' towards Mark, and Bob. "No! We will not let you kill us!" Mark cries out. "Zombie! Give me tnt and flint and some steel! NOW!" Mark demands, trying to attack Emilia, and Wade.
"Wade! Don't let him kill you! EEK!" Emilia cries, trying to dodge Mark, running towards Bob. "No, NO! Do not destroy my treehouse!" Bob shouts, trying to attack Emilia with his fists. "Ah shit! I can't kill you.. because I have no armour.." Bob complains, as he tries to dodge Emilia. "Bob! No cursing in front of the pretty lady!" Mark yells at Bob. "Yeah! Bob can go and I dunno.." Wade says.
"Haha! I got the tnt! I will blow you all up with my tnt!" Mark shouts of joy, as he starts placing a billion blocks of tnt everywhere. "No! Mark, don't do that! Don't crash the god damn server again!" Wade cried out, trying to run away from the exploding tnt that happened to be exploding on its own. "What the hell?! How is it going off on its own?!" Emilia shouts/questions, as she ends up getting blown up by the tnt. "Oh hell no! WHY ME!?" Emilia cries, as she constantly keeps getting blown up, by tnt. "Oh this is fucking ridiculous!" She complains again, facepalming.
"Get used to it, because Mark always blows stuff up!" Wade says, annoyingly. "I do not!" Mark replies. "Hey.. I gotta go.. I have real stuff to do." Bob says, appearing out of his decapitated treehouse. "Oh fine Bob! I guess we're too dumb for you!" Mark accuses, getting all sassy. "Now, now Mark. No need to get sassy!" Emilia says, being all motherly. "Alright, alright. We're out of time anyways. This has been-" Mark was cut off by Emilia, Bob, and Wade. "DRUNK MINECRAFT!!!" "SHUT UP!!!" Mark yells, as the video cuts out.