The LOL Book

Having a bad day and need a pickup? Well here you are! The LOL Book has jokes of all kind and I always accept viewers jokes!!! <------ And yes, that is a Disco Turtle!

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2. School

1. TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing.
    PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen!

 

2. TEACHER: That should be enough homework to keep you busy.
    PUPIL: That should be enough homework to keep the Chinese Army busy.

 

3. What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic?
    Multipliers!

 

4. Why do people always buy 60 watermelons or apples?!

 

5. TEACHER : Fred, your ideas are like diamonds.
    FRED: You mean they're so valuable?
    TEACHER: No, I mean they're so rare.

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