2. you smell like dirt
"well hello there mother said the mothers grumped up face troll looking daughter
hey ugly" said her mother
"why you have the smell of the scent of dirt ascending from your skin"
said the daughter
"and don't you have the most fishy vagina smell that's ever existed darling "
"shall we go to the Twinkie homeless shelter and adopt a Twinkie mother?"
"well yes , we shall!"