Seemingly unphased by her punches and yelps, Kane picks up the tomato and places her on the palm of his hand. Jess continues to scream at him furiously, which only makes Kane let out a girlish giggle.
"Oh, you're so cute when you're angry." His words astound her, so much so she stops wailing at him. She keeps her incandescent anger inside and countinues to stare at the strange creature.
"Pick up the bag." Jess orders, eyes blazing with anger. However, before Kane can please his lover and pass her the plastic bag she craves, the wind picks it up and lifts it higher than Kane can reach.
"Whoops." Kane rubs the back of his neck awkwardly, an innocent smile on his face as he looks longingly towards the plastic bag.
"This is what I get for ‘dating’ a midget." Jess curses, wanting to squish herself at that moment in time.
"Hey!" the blonde boy shouts in protest, "I'm a very tall midget, I'll have you know!"
"I wish you would die in a fire."
"The two of us dying in a fire, what a wonderful way to die. Let's die together, my love!" He clamps the palms of his hands to his cheeks and sighs dreamily, not realising he is currently suffocating the tomato.
"Let me go, right now!"
Kane reluctantly drops her and she does several various summersaults in attempt to get as far away from him as possible. There are practically hearts in Kane's eyes as he swoons, dramatically falling to the floor and having a spasm.
"Out of my way, livestock!" Jess yells at the tree, clawing at it's bark in attempt to climb it and rescue her true love.
Will she tackle the quest, or fall, choke, die and explode whilst trying?
.....to be continued