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I got a text. I looked at the clock, and realised it was 2 am. It was an unknown number, so I was kind of scared to reply. It said
(U is unknown number, and M is me)
U- Hey, babe. I was wondering if you wanted to meet at the park.
M- I don't know who this is.
U- You don't need to know who this is. But technically you do know me.
M- Then Who are you, and why wont you tell me who you are?
U- Because then It will give away my secret identity.
M- If this is Michael, i'm not going to make you cookies.
U- No, it's not Michael. But I will say that I was with him when you sent us to the store.
U- Really? Took you that long to guess? Omg. You're impossible.
M- Well thank you, Ashton.
A- No problem. Now come to the park.
M- No, pick me up.
A- No, walk your lazy butt.
M- The Vikings suck.
A- The Packers suck.
M- You suck boiled eggs for breakfast.
A- You eat toaster strudels for breakfast.
M- Atleast I don't eat cold pizza at 2 am.
A- IT WAS ONLY ONCE!
M- I SAW YOU EATING IT LAST NIGHT!
A- Okay, it was twice. BUT STILL!
M- YOUR MAMMA EATS CAT POOP
A- NO, YOUR MAMMA EATS CAT POOP!
M- YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MAMMA!
A- Oh yeah, sorry.
M- It's fine. JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN OR I'LL GO HONG KONG FOOEY ON YOUR ASS.
A- Since when did we bring cartoons into this? lol
M- Idk, I brought it up tho. lol
A- lol. So, you coming to the park?
M- No, that means I will be in a longer distance relationship.
M- My fridge. Now let me sleep in my kitchen peacefully.
A- Whatever, bye.
That was how our conversation went. Interesting, right? Oh, well. Better get back to my fridge.
(BTW. They are NOT dating. It was just to make you laugh. lol. I hope it worked!)