6. Drunk call with Harry
I dialed Harry's number and waited.
It rang 3 times before he finally answered.
"H-Hello?" Harry stuttered.
"Harry?" I asked.
"Ooooh Blakeeee" He slurred and giggled at the end.
Okay what the actual fuck?? Harry never giggles.
Well I'd like to imagine he didn't.
"Are you drunk?" I asked already knowing the answer.
"N-No. Well. I don't think so..... Wait. Yeah I am" He said and I chuckled.
"Where are yo-" I started to ask but he cut me off.
"Do you hear birds?? I hear birds. Omg are you a bird? Are you cookie monster-r? OMG I've always wanted to meet you and take your c-cookies. hehe."
I was about to speak until Harry yelled.
"Sharkiesha Nooooooooooo! Hahahahahahaha"
I was so confused.
"You m-meber when Liam and T-Tyler Oakleaf hehe Oakleaf. W-when they were having twitter wars?? W-well a fan madeee a picture that said 'Paynkeisha Nooooooo' haha good times" He said. He sounded sleepy.
"I want a taco. I..... I love you cookie monster.... Awkward" He said.
"wait. I'm not on the phone with cookie monster. I'm on the phone with Louis. Man are you in you sex suit again? C-Can I use it sometime. Haha joking." He said.
"Well Night Night time for me then. Thanks for calling Cookie Mon-Louis" He said and then hung up.