You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics**

Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :)



34. WWA

*note/\ if you want to cry with me about the where we are tour being over, feel free to comment. I want to cry bc no more 5sos and one direction :(*


but imagine slow dancing with Luke and he keeps stepping on your toes and muttering "im sorry" every single time and keeps biting his lip, trying to concentrate but cant and gets so frustrated that he just lifts you up so that you're standing on his feet and he holds you so close and solves the problem aND I CANT DO THIS A N Y M O R E
















when 5sos goes back home they can reflect sunlight off their VMA award and blind all the kids from their school that teased them or thought they wouldn't make it
















I don't even understand why band merch is so freaking expensive like I've already sold you my sOUL AND MY SOCIAL LIFE AND MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY I'VE DEDICATED MOST OF MY WAKING HOURS TO YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
















my entire neighborhood probably knows every lyric to 5sos's self titled album thanks to me blasting it every second of day.

your welcome
















my biggest problem with the amnesia video is not the girls but the fact that they're not wearing seatbelts

do you think you're punk rock bc you're not wearing seatbelts

you know what isn't punk rock

















5sos reading fanfiction about themselves

calum: actually this is all spot on I like it im gonna read this stuff

Michael: ok I am either a cuddly kitten or mad as fuck and mysterious and cocky there is no in between here what is going on

Luke: alright so the piercing isn't going anywhere anytime soon as in never

Ashton: daddy Ash? that's cute they're writing about me as a dad aweh *opens imagine and reads*




Ashton: they didn't mean me as a father nope alright that's enough for today
















I get legit confused when people don't think Ashton Irwin is attractive
















imagine Michael's punk rock son being bffs with Luke's shy nerdy daughter and one day they're in Michael's son's room studying but just end up playing video games and eating chips and ice cream. Luke's daughter stands up to shake off the crumbs but (taking after her father) falls on top of Michael's son and Luke's daughter gets really embarrassed and like gets all red but Mikey's son is all chill and wraps his arms around Luke's daughter (cuz he's all cuddly.. like his father) and poor Luke's daughter is all like "what are you doing" and Mikey's son is like "cuddling" and Luke's daughter is all giggly and then Mikey's son finally kisses Luke's daughter and nuzzles his head in her neck and whispers "love you" and then angry Luke barges in and carries 'baby girl Hemmings' away while 'baby Mikey' smirks like a little shit and blows a kiss to 'baby girl Hemmings' before she leaves
















roses are red

violets are blue

Michael is hot

like way hotter than you

















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