You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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53. wtf is this shit

I need to be more active, whoops. Anyway//

There are four types of emos. 

1) happy fall out boy fans

2) sad my chemical romance fans

3) conflicted fans of both

4) ones belonging to the holy trinity and are polite and happy about fall out boy, in denial about my chem, and just confused and worried about Panic! and the disco. 

 

 

it s the year 2025.Gerard Way has just released his 4th Japanese pop album, Mikey is with his 3rd wife, Frank has started his 65th band and is on his 9th child, and Ray still has the same hairdo. 

 

 

Are you fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium, boron, oxygen, and iodine because you're a fuck boi

 

 

[picture of Gerard Way and Mikey Way buying toys for Gerard's daughter Bandit]

"The most dangerous band in the world"

Oh well watch as these two cult leaders purchase toys for their 'daughter' and 'niece' or better yet known as Satanic Offspring named Bandit

 

 

What if tomorrow you'll wake up in a hospital bed with Luke next to you because you've been in a coma for several weeks and all the pictures you've seen and imagines you have ever read are just memories of you and him that you're just trying to put together as you slowly wake up.

 

 

if i ever meet Gerard Way i will say 'no way' and if he doesn't say 'yes way' back i am turning the fuck around

 

 

this is gospel 

for the blogging ones

who don't do much but eat, sleep, and slumber

avoiding responsibilities

eating pizza and scrolling on tumblr

Woahh (this is the click of my mouse, this is the click of my mouse)

Woahh (This is the click of my mouse, this is the click of my mouse)

with OTPs and fanfiction, reblogging until dawn

and a shitload of superwholock

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME SCROLL

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME SCROLL

but my internet connection is slow

my dash is trying to load

and OH MY GOD just look at these posts

these feels, these feels are breaking my heart

 

 

I feel like absolute garbage and have like two friends

BUT HEY

{BLASTS FALL OUT BOY}

 

 

I don't have DNA, I'm just made up of billions of tiny fall out boy lyrics

that's not good for your DNA man, it could cause friction in your genes

 

 

fun drinking game: listen to fall out boy and every time Patrick sings 'ohhh' or 'woahh' take a shot

you will die

believers never die

[plays 'Bang the Doldrums']

I have made a terrible mistake

 

 

Bands according to my brother:

Fall out Boy: Fall out Boy

Panic! AT the Disco: young fall out boy

My Chemical Romance: dead fall out boy

Paramore: girl fall out boy

 

 

i pledge allegiance to Pete Wentz, of the great city of Chicago, and to the eyeliner, for which it smears One nation, under Pete, with tattoos and pizza for all. 

 

 

okay but imagine Michael spending the afternoon coloring with baby girl Clifford and she decides to draw a family portrait but ends up giving blue hair instead of the current red and he's like "hey bug, you know i have red hair!" teasing his little girl and pinches her cheek but she shrugs and smiles up at him with gorgeous green eyes and says "i know but i think blue is pretty!" so the next day Michael goes out and dyes his hair blue for his little girl byE

 

 

July 23, 2036

Me: CHILDREN, IT'S NATIONAL MCR DAY ONCE AGAIN

My kids: aw mom but- 

Me: DAMMIT FRERARD HUSH AND PUT ON YOUR EYELINER

 

 

one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like "oh god here it comes" and didn't look just kept walking and he yelled "I like your shirt, kid!" and she looked down at her mcr shirt and back up at the guy to thank him and frank fucking iero was in the drivers seat of that car laughing his ass off

 

 

there should be a school for killjoys: 'The MCRmy school for Killjoys' and who would be our teachers?

The Schedule would be:

Period One: Sass 101 with Gerard

Period Two: How to play face melting guitar with Frank and Ray

Period Three: The art of poker face with Mikey

Period Four: The study of not giving a fuck with Gerard

Period Five: Lunch 

Period Six: How to properly prepare coffee with Mikey and Gerard

Period Seven: The history of fro power with Ray

Period Eight: You and your dog with Frank

 

 

I love MCR so much it's like they have a song for every situation. Feeling sad? Listen to The Lights Behind Your Eyes. Feeling frustrated? Listen to I'm Not Okay. Feeling energetic? Listen to Na Na Na. Feeling like you wanna kick some ass? Listen to Destroya. Feeling rebellious? Listen to Teenagers. Feel like you wanna break up your band? Listen to Fake Your Death.

 

 

Mikey: FUCK YOU

Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF

Mikey: GO FUCK A COW

Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON

Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM

Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS

Ray: Okay i think it's safe to say this interview is over

Frank: on behalf of all of the rest of mcr and myself WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE SHOW

Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE

Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD

 

 

My parents were having a new years party and i was in my room on tumblr and then i heard the beginning of This Aint a Scene Its an Arms Race and i ran down the stairs and as soon as my brOTHER SAW ME HE SAID "I TOLD YOU, IF WE PLAY THAT MUSIC SHE WILL COME"

 

 

i wore my black parade shirt to adventureland once and this one girl was on the ski lift above me and yelled "I LOVE YOUR SHIRT" and i yelled "FRERARD?" at her and she yelled it back and the boy a few seats behind her yelled it and a kid walking by said it and all these people were yelling Frerard and it was beautiful 

 

 

When i have kids, im not telling them about santa clause. Instead, I'll tell them that if they're good and if they leave out eyeliner for him, Pete Wentz will come down the chimney and bring them all the emo. But if they're bad kids, Brendon Urie will come take away all their black skinny jeans

 

 

Imagine if Bandit went through an emo phase

"I don't think you understand dad."

 "i'm afraid I do, Bandit."

 

 

*hears the beginning of I write Sins Not Tragedies* ... *jumps down stairs* *crashes into room* OH *Punches lamp* WELL IMAGINE *Kicks through window* AS IM PACING THE PEWS *Flips couch over* IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR *Throws coffee table out the window* AND I CANT HELP BUT TO HEAR *kicks wall* NO I CANT HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS *Grabs you by the shirt collar* WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

 

 

One time my friend met Panic! way back in 2008 and she kept calling Ryan Ross by his full name until he finally said 'hey just Ryan works too you know." and she was like 'okay George' and Brendon laughed and Ryan smiled along and mumbled a 'shut up' to him and my friend was like 'George Ryan Ross the THIRD do not use that tone' and Brendon lost his shit

 

 

 

if anyone ever calls you emo for liking MCR please redirect those people towards the light and tell them 'MCR is NOT emo, they're eyelinercore.'

 

 

Person: the people that make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

Me: where's the picture of that Sugar We're Going Down lyric video 

'WE'RE GOING DOWN TOWN TURN AN INDIAN ROUND AND SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING. I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER 1 WITH THE BULLY. I KNOW YOU GOT CORNFLAKES COCKEY A PULL IT"

 

 

If someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, a look around the room and a casual 'i haven't decided yet' is always a good response. 

 

 

(last one, prepare for tears MCr fans [if any])

A while back, Gerard said that he wanted MCr to follow the same path as the Smashing Pumpkins. The Smashing Pumpkins were together for 12 years, broke up for 6 years, and then got back together. MCR WAS TOGETHER FOR 12 YEARS. 6 YEARS AFTER THE BREAK UP WILL BE 2019 WHICH IS THE YEAR DANGER DAYS WAS SET IN. they like to leave us clues, those sneaky little dipshits. (what if this is actually right though!?) 

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