Who needs a boyfriend when you have 287946 pictures of Ashton saved on your phone
5sos do daily squats by lowering themselves to their fans' height to take pictures with them, no wonder they have great legs
(IN HONOR OR NIALL'S BIRTHDAY)
gona havta ask my mother again..but it think I was born around this time of the morning..so like 8:15/ 8:30am
(In reply to Niall)
@niallofficial you were born at 8:04. You missed it already.
@SerenaaSvedka how do u know that
It's not a secret that America isn't the reject anymore because Amnesia EP is available September 23
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Brother: That's not fair! You never send her to her room when she's in trouble!
Mom: She never leaves her room. If I had to punish her, I'd make her go outside and be friendly to the neighbors.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU
in 7th grade I went to see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss?" and I was like "Excuse me" And he pulled a bag of Hershey kisses out of his jacket
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
My friend has a weird love for Cheetos so he went to the Cheetos production factory and purchased 28 industrial sized clear bags of Cheetos. They charged him $65 per bag.....
He's the one they warn us about in math problems
5 Seconds of Niall
5 Nialls of Summer
Niall Seconds of Summer
Niall Nialls of Nialls
My favorite Luke Hemmings quotes
"Bawling? Like a basketball?"
"It says you band sucks"
"I'm a fairy"
"5sos are trash!"
"MY NAMES LUEK"
*runs through room making a weird high pitched noise*
"we're a serious band"
You forgot "I AM NOT WEARING PANTS"
*picture of Luke Hemmings knee*
#and then there is that absurd and startling moment when you realize every single blog you follow can recognize this knee, to whom it belongs, and what the rest of the body looks like that contains the knee, a knee that got tens of thousands of notes, WE ARE SO HYPE ABOUT A KNEE GUYS. The moral of the story is that if Harry Styles has us all so deep that we are reblogging pictures of his knee, then we are never escaping from this
[raises hand] this is Luke's knee
I bet Calum was one of those boys that would stand outside your classroom when he had a free period and make faces at you through the door and then duck to avoid being caught only to pop back in with a smirk on his face as soon as the teacher turned away from him.
I feel like group texting with 5sos would be absolutely maddening because they're teenage boys with the attention span of squirrels but at the same time you wouldn't be able to quit laughing because Luke would go crazy with emojis, Ashton would make the worst auto correct mistakes, Mikey would scream in all caps, and Calum would send selfies to communicate his feelings.
"One time I met Luke and he was all alone so it was super weird at first bc i'm hella outgoing and he's like Luke, but I told him I liked his shirt and he goes 'do you want it?' and I was like 'huh; and he goes 'oh my god no I mean like I just bought it in that store so like you can get it if you want oh my god' and I swear he looked like a tomato
Fan: can you hug me from behind and put your head on my head?
Ashton: That's kinda weird. How old are you?