~~*Taking a quick break from imagines, I'm still going to post them throughout the week :)*
If Louis Tomlinson wasn't in One Direction he would hate One Direction
tbh I think they all would. Harry is a hipster who wouldn't listen to bubblegum pop
only Niall would like One Direction probably
but the fact that there has been no actual female love interests in the music videos since uan ([Up All Night] for those of you not in the One Direction fandom) is very important to me. I mean so far for the past three albums the only love interests in the music videos have been Danny DeVito, and inflatable banana, and Zayn.
Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other like brother and sister.
how do people assume Percy and Annabeth will name their future children names like Celeste and Stuff. Celeste is a pretty name but this is Percy we are talking about. He will probably name his son JAck just so he can say stupid things like Jack Jackson and "Jack, son, you are a Jackson." and then he will crack up so bad that Annabeth would have to drag him out of the room.
caN 5SOS DO A CHRISTMAS ALBUM PLS
I can imagine it
Michael: "jingle bells luKE FUCKING SMELLS FROM 50 MILES AWAY HAHAHA
OH MY GOD
Harry: *gets down on one knee*
Me: Oh my god.. Har-
Harry: -shhh.. I've been thinking about doing this for a long time
HArry: *reaches into pocket and takes out small box*
Me: yes! YES! I'm so happy YES oh my god I will marry yo-
Harry: *opens box* it's an iTunes gift card
Harry: Buy steal my girl
DOES IT EVER HIT YOU THAT LUKE HEMMINGS IS A REAL PERSON LIKE A LIVING BREATHING PERSON LIKE HE IS NOT A VOICE IN YOUR HEADPHONES OR A PHOTO ON YOUR PHONE LIKE HE COULD BE MAKING A BOWL OF CEREAL OR SHAVING HIS LEGS OR TYING HIS SHOES OR EATING A BANANA IN THE BATHROOM
every one is talking about alex from target but what about KIERAN FROM T-MOBILE
I hope there is a music video for 18
and when the line "she's got a naughty tattoo in a place I want to get to but my mom still drives me to school." there's Luke checking out a hot girl and then Liz comes along and grabs him by his collar and is like 'nope.'
I would just die with laughter cause Liz
how can anyone be hateful to 5sos I mean they're just little pop punk things trying to make it big in the music industry and they haven't done anything wrong, like one of them had his mother on tour and sleeps with a stuffed penguin.
Calum is daddy af
I FREAKING CRIED WHEN I SAW THIS THE OTHER DAY
5SOS is punk rock they are just doing it in their own special way
"Michael said he started to wear snapbacks bc he can't be bothered to do his hair every morning."
More like it's to cover up the bald spots
me as a parent:
Child: can you tell me a bedtime story?
Me: it started on a weekend in May
when life gives you lemons make sweet sweet lemonade
when Ashton's skin is itchy: raston
when Ashton falls on the ground: crashton
when Ashton goes swimming: splashton
when Ashton takes out the garbage: trashton
when Ashton gets paid: cashton
what would you do if you woke up one Saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quietness your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents
"Oh honey, come meet our new neighbors!"
wHAT WOULD YOU DO?
when sending a DM to 5sos always consider 'would I send this to Liz Hemmings?" if the answer is no, only send it to Michael
damn this y/n has all the luck
Luke Hemmings: 18, mental age 20
Calum Hood: 18, mental age 14
Ashton Irwin: 20, mental age 5
Michael Clifford: 18, mental age pizza
Luke: Mom here's our new album
Liz: Okay honey lets listen to it
Luke: uh.. But mom I-
Liz: ahhh lets start with this one, "English Love Affair"
Liz: *starts the song*
Luke: I think I should go
Liz: LUCAS ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Liz: BACKSEAT OF A CAR DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THRID BASE? UP THE STAIRS AND IT WASN'T ENDING THERE?? BUT YOU ARE ONLY 18 OH GOD YOU ARE WRONG IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO LET YOU TOUR ALONE WITH THOSE 3 PERVERTS, IN FACT I WILL TOUR WITH YOU FOREVER, DID YOU HEAR ME MR PRINCESS GETTING NAKED????
Liz: Agh.. lets go with the next one, "Greenlight"
Luke: *jumps out of the window*
movies in bed wooo
nutella in bed wooo
Doritos in bed wooo
15 doughnuts in bed wooo
3 large pizzas in bed wooo
Peanut butter and a spoon in bed wooo
I feel judged
LUKE IS ME I SWEAR
is Zayn even wet in the raining scene in the smg music video? Does rain even touch gods?