You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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47. MY ACHEY BREAKY HEART

~~*Taking a quick break from imagines, I'm still going to post them throughout the week :)*

 

 

 


If  Louis Tomlinson wasn't in One Direction he would hate One Direction


tbh I think they all would. Harry is a hipster who wouldn't listen to bubblegum pop


only Niall would like One Direction probably

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but the fact that there has been no actual female love interests in the music videos since uan ([Up All Night] for those of you not in the One Direction fandom) is very important to me. I mean so far for the past three albums the only love interests in the music videos have been Danny DeVito, and inflatable banana, and Zayn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other like brother and sister.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how do people assume Percy and Annabeth will name their future children names like Celeste and Stuff. Celeste is a pretty name but this is Percy we are talking about. He will probably name his son JAck just so he can say stupid things like Jack Jackson and "Jack, son, you are a Jackson." and then he will crack up so bad that Annabeth would have to drag him out of the room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

caN 5SOS DO A CHRISTMAS ALBUM PLS


I can imagine it


Michael: "jingle bells luKE FUCKING SMELLS FROM 50 MILES AWAY HAHAHA


OH MY GOD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harry: *gets down on one knee*


Me: Oh my god.. Har-


Harry: -shhh.. I've been thinking about doing this for a long time


Me: baby..


HArry: *reaches into pocket and takes out small box*


Me: yes! YES! I'm so happy YES oh my god I will marry yo-


Harry: *opens box* it's an iTunes gift card


Harry: Buy steal my girl


Me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DOES IT EVER HIT YOU THAT LUKE HEMMINGS IS A REAL PERSON LIKE A LIVING BREATHING PERSON LIKE HE IS NOT A VOICE IN YOUR HEADPHONES OR A PHOTO ON YOUR PHONE LIKE HE COULD BE MAKING A BOWL OF CEREAL OR SHAVING HIS LEGS OR TYING HIS SHOES OR EATING A BANANA IN THE BATHROOM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

every one is talking about alex from target but what about KIERAN FROM T-MOBILE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


I hope there is a music video for 18


and when the line "she's got a naughty tattoo in a place I want to get to but my mom still drives me to school." there's Luke checking out a hot girl and then Liz comes along and grabs him by his collar and is like 'nope.'


I would just die with laughter cause Liz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how can anyone be hateful to 5sos I mean they're just little pop punk things trying to make it big in the music industry and they haven't done anything wrong, like one of them had his mother on tour and sleeps with a stuffed penguin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@Luke5SOS:


Calum is daddy af


I FREAKING CRIED WHEN I SAW THIS THE OTHER DAY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5SOS is punk rock they are just doing it in their own special way

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"Michael said he started to wear snapbacks bc he can't be bothered to do his hair every morning."


More like it's to cover up the bald spots

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me as a parent:


Child: can you tell me a bedtime story?


Me:


Child:


Me:


Child: Please?


Me: *sighs*


Me: it started on a weekend in May

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when life gives you lemons make sweet sweet lemonade

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when Ashton's skin is itchy: raston


when Ashton falls on the ground: crashton


when Ashton goes swimming: splashton


when Ashton takes out the garbage: trashton


when Ashton gets paid: cashton

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what would you do if you woke up one Saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quietness your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents


"Oh honey, come meet our new neighbors!"


wHAT WOULD YOU DO?


them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when sending a DM to 5sos always consider 'would I send this to Liz Hemmings?" if the answer is no, only send it to Michael

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

damn this y/n has all the luck

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Luke Hemmings: 18, mental age 20


Calum Hood: 18, mental age 14


Ashton Irwin: 20, mental age 5


Michael Clifford: 18, mental age pizza

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Luke: Mom here's our new album


Liz: Okay honey lets listen to it


Luke: uh.. But mom I-


Liz: ahhh lets start with this one, "English Love Affair"


Luke: ...


Liz: *starts the song*


Liz..


Luke: I think I should go


Liz: LUCAS ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS


Luke: uh..


Liz: BACKSEAT OF A CAR DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THRID BASE? UP THE STAIRS AND IT WASN'T ENDING THERE?? BUT YOU ARE ONLY 18 OH GOD YOU ARE WRONG IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO LET YOU TOUR ALONE WITH THOSE 3 PERVERTS, IN FACT I WILL TOUR WITH YOU FOREVER, DID YOU HEAR ME MR PRINCESS GETTING NAKED????

Luke: *nods*

Liz: Agh.. lets go with the next one, "Greenlight"

Luke: *jumps out of the window*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@luke5SOS

movies in bed wooo

@luke5SOS

nutella in bed wooo

@luke5SOS

Doritos in bed wooo

@Luke5SOS

15 doughnuts in bed wooo

@luke5SOS

3 large pizzas in bed wooo

@luke5SOS

Peanut butter and a spoon in bed wooo

@luke5SOS

I feel judged

LUKE IS ME I SWEAR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is Zayn even wet in the raining scene in the smg music video? Does rain even touch gods?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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