*This chapter involves mostly book series so if you haven't read them, you mostly likely won't get them*
Twilight vs Clockwork Princess
Edward: She's mine!
Jacob: She's mine!
Will: You take her!
Jem: No you take her!
The Mortal Instruments characters failing at baby talk
Jace: aawww who wants the little seraph blade, oh.... CLARY CAN YOU MAKE A RUNE THAT HEALS BABIES?
Clary: wook at the cute wittle baby, now stay still so I can draw your wittle face, no don't start crying! Oh god, why won't you stay still....
Simon: Does someone wanna pway with the wuke skywalker doll? OMG DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH ITS A COLLECTORS ITEM
Isabelle: Come here, cutie, wanna play with the whip?? no no oH GOd YOU TANGLED IT
Alec: aw come here, let daddy try to get some of the gwitter out of you hair, DAMMIT MAGNUS DID YOU PUT EYELINER ON OUR BABY
Magnus: GWITTTEEEERRRRR GWIIITTTTEEEEERRRR EEVVVEERRYYYYWHHEERRREEEE *spins in circle while throwing glitter into air*
Tessa: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.
Jem: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Will could fight in that dress either.
Will: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.
what if you woke up and your favorite fictional character was snuggled next to you and they were like "Good morning"
I just saw Catching Fire and when Katniss says to Peeta 'see you at midnight' some girl screemed 'NO YOU WON'T' and literally fell out of her chair sobbing
in a few hundred years when everyone dies Simon, Magnus, and Raphael should form a boyband
The Immortal Instruments
If Will Herondale were a doctor...
Patient: I have a terrible stomach ache
Will: I'm afraid you've got Demon Pox
Patient 2: I've been coughing a lot lately
Will: That's Demon Pox
Patient 3: HELP! I've been shot!
Will: demon POx
niall saying he doesn't work out is like me saying I don't eat chocolate. Lies Niall, lies.
LISTEN TO ME ONE DIRECTION SHOULD RELEASE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM AND LIAM SHOULD COVER CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE ZAYN WOULD COVER SILENT NIGHT AND NIALL SHOULD SING SANTA BABY AND HARRY AND LOUIS WILL HAVE A DUET ON BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE
"WHAT TEAM!?" I shout out the window into the night.
Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes up from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright "WILDCATS"
omg but niall seems like the kind of person that you would be taking a walk with at night to get ice cream and you'd be like "wow it's cold outside" hinting you want his jacket and he'll just be devouring his ice cream like "You shoulda worn a jacket"
Louis gets his own website
Louis becomes a cheerleader
Louis gets married
(No offence if you don't ship Larry, I just thought this was cute)
do re me fa so done with you
Katniss and Peeta
The Married Years
Peeta: Are you just going to sit there all day and watch old CSI reruns
Katniss: Yep. Do you have a problem with that
Peeta" I do actually. Cake Boss is on
Katniss: That's a shame
me: oh a new character?
me: he's so funny!
me: he's so cute! omg
me: he's adorable!
me: he is so perfect.
me: I just can't
me: I just love him so much
me: he's my soul mat-
me: and he's dead.
(This made me snort lol)
when people from my school say niall as in ne-al
im going to flingstagram myselfstagram off o cliffstagram
they should invent
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn't work
like you had to be walking on it, you can't just trick it and stand on the sides
I would lose so much weight
the faster you go the faster the wifi
Valentine's advice to fathers who don't want their daughters to have boyfriends:
tell them they're siblings.
one direction isn't just Harry
The Wanted isn't just Nathan
Maroon 5 isn't just Adam
Little Mix isn't just Zayn
5SOS isn't just Niall
Invention idea: an alarm clock that screams "WHAT TEAM" And the only way to turn it off is to scream "WILDCATS" in response
Jace: If our loovvveee
Clary: Jace no.
Jace: IS tragedy
Clary: not again.
Jace: why are you my remedy
Clary: I beg of you
Jace: if our loooooOOOooove's
Clary: don't do it
Jace: insanity why are you
Jace: my Clary
if you stole Harry Styles bank card and bought a bunch of stuff he'd probably let you keep the stuff and ask you to send him photos of how the stuff looks in your house
I don't think anything sums up harry and niall better as people than the time harry ran into a glass door and niall was laughing at him and ended up walking into it as well
2 headphones in: don't talk to me
1 headphone in: don't talk to me
no headphones in: Don't talk to me
if I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man i'd be the best celebrity ever people make me famous
I just electrocuted myself omg
it's all fun and games until the wifi goes out
EARTHQUAKES ARE THE WEIRDEST THINGS LIKE WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE AND OUR PLANET JUST DECIDES TO SPONTANEOUSLY DO THE CHIMICHANGA
if I was Lux I would just laugh maniacally while choosing what baby picture to put in my senior yearbook
Why are directioners so violent?
we learned from the best
harry: if your going to get in trouble for hitting someone
harry: might as well hit them hard
person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 3 seconds of sound
me: hoW CaN YOU NOt
im the man who had the cheese
im the man who had the jerky
we put em both together
and yeah it really workey
say what say what
(If you know what show that is from comment 'buttermuffins'
lets talk about how insanely detailed the mannequins hands are at kohls
that's because they use real people who shoplift
in elementary school I hit this kid cause he said I cant punch and I broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like 'you have to say sorry' but then the kid was like 'but she proved me wrong, she doesn't have to say sorry' ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many years
I feel like dating harry would involve a lot of 'harry, no' and 'don't eat that you found that on the floor'
Harry: I'm literally living with a leprechaun, peter pan, a vogue model, and the hulk.
most accurate description of one direction
Harry's that kid in class who pulls out an orange or a banana and starts eating and when the teacher asks if he has enough for the class he pulls a fruit tree out of his bag
problem solving 101 with Zayn Malik:
My mum wouldn't let me spray paint her walls so I bought my own house.
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say "i don't wanna go to school I just wanna sleep" and I'd probably get in bed with them and say "i feel you"
"Zayn what's wrong?"
"Niall said I can't be in little mix."
"So I said he can't be in 5sos."
One Direction's album, 'Still Young Forever' has just been released!
1. Still young Forever
2. We're still the shit
3. Rock me in my rocking chair
4. live while we're seniors
5. up until 8:30
6. heart attack and died
7. I wish I was young again
8. change my mind about the X Factor again
9. Experience my whole life over again
10. Can't stand up without help
11. c'mon c'mon play bingo with me
12. everything about pudding
WHAT IF (what should of happened at the end of This Is Us)
at the end of the movie, the screen goes completely black
and you hear echoey voices saying
"My name's Harry, I'm 16 and I'm from Holms Chapel in Cheshire."
"I'm Louis Tomlinson, 19 and I'm from Doncaster."
"Niall Horan. 16. I'm from Mullingar, Ireland."
"I'm Zayn Malik, I'm 17 and I'm from Bradford."
"I'm Liam, I'm 16 and I'm from Wolverhampton."
and then torn starts playing as the credits roll...
no I am not okay.