You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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32. luEK HEMMINGS

when's the next 5sos twitcam on a low quality laptop with shitty lighting that ashton is so proud of.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Shutup Luke" -take a fucking guess

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

uncle Michael convincing baby hemmings and her birthday party friends that daddy luke s, in fact, the piñata.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it'd be fun at first, I bet, but it would probably be frustrating later on bc they're such dorks. I love them but you'd have to yell at them a lot:

+ "Guys have you seen my bra?"

+ "Oh for fucks sake luke get my bra off your forehead"

+ "Michael stop hitting luke."

+ "luke stop letting Michael hit you"

+ "ashton we had broccoli for dinner last night you need to stop."

+ "no I don't want any pineapple"

+ "LUEK WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BRAS"

+ "caLUM PUT SOME PANTS ON PLEASE"

+ "no no no not my pants jesus Christ."

+ "STOP HITTING LUKE MICHAEL"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

frat boy luke secretly hating the taste of liquor so he fills his flask with capri sun and fakes it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Calum be like "just married!!" [crops out wife of wedding pic and posts it]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

luke's 5 year old son of to his classroom only for daddy to pull him back seconds later by his batman bag. he'd crouch to his height and smile, holding out his palm. his son would roll his eyes but smile anyway. "let's rock today"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But what if boyfriend Ashton Irwin is away on tour and so you sigh at the (what you thought was empty) bed knowing it wasn't the same without him there. You lie down and suddenly feel a pair of strong arms wrap around your waist. You scream, but suddenly calm down when you hear the gentle voice of your boyfriend say "I'm home babe."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Michael's son has laid out 6 or 7 hair dye colors on the floor in the bathroom and invited luke's son over to help him dye his hair and luke's son says, "are you sure we aren't going to get in trouble for this? This probably isn't safe." and Michael's son says, "shut the fuck up hemmings dad used to do this all the time."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHY ARE CALUM AND ASHTON ALWAYS TANNED AND THEN THERES MICHAEL AND LUKE PALER THAN GRUNGE TUMBLR ITS LIKE HALF THE BAND PREFORMS IN HAWAII AND THE OTHER HALF PERFORMS IN THE NORTH POLE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHEN 5SOS GIVE HUGS THEY DIG THEIR FACES INTO YOUR NECK AND WRAP THEIR ARMS AROUND YOU REALLY TIGHT AND THAT'S THE REASON THAT I CAN'T HANDLE THINGS ANYMORE.

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