You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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51. Im so sorry

Havent posted in forever.. im so sorry :(

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"I hate One Direction." - people who have loved One Direction for far too long

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Moths of the year:

January

February

March

1D touring season

October

new 1d music season

December aka hectic

unpredictable shit

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Niall Horan's official playlist!

1. BEST FANS IN T WORLD!

2. MIGHT AS WELL JUMP

3. WHERE DO BROKEN KNEES GO?

4. NIALL THE CHURCH BOY (feat. Tomlinson)

5. HA HA HA HA

6. DANCE TO THIS

7.BIG DADDY

8.420 (THAT TIME I SMOKED WITH ZOUIS)

9. THEY LEAKED OUR SHIT HA HA

10. IRELAND MAKES ME BUST A NUT

11. IM OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK

12. I LOVE ME FANS (REPRISE)

exclusive bonus tracks

13. WHERE ARE WE GOING (FEAT. MARK)

14.NIP SLIPS

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Zayn Malik's official playlist!

1. I AM FLAWLESS

2. CHICKEN IN CHILE

3. NO BAD PICTURES

4. THE FIRST SONG THESE IDIOTS CUT FROM FOUR

5. I AINT THAT ENGAGED

6. SECOND BOMB ASS SONG I WROTE

7. HIGH NOTE AS HIGH AS ME AND LOUIS

8. SPRAY PAINTIN YOUR WALLS

9. THEY CALL ME GOD

exclusive bonus tracks

10. VAS HAPPENIN'

11. ANOTHER TURNT SONG I WROTE

12. I AM YOUR KING

13. LIAM IS BAE

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me: [catches Zayn in the streets] Hi I just wanna tal- [starts hitting him] its been 15 weeks since your last instagram selfie [continues hitting him] you got and iPhone 6 so don't give me that nokia bs... UPDATE A BITCH

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you know when you're singing along to a 1d song and you stop singing when you know that Zayn is going to hit a high note like you gotta respect the king

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when I die, cremate me, put my body into a glowstick, and take me to a one direction concert so I can be 1d af one more time

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so there is this girl at my school who is really quiet and is in all of my classes and she sits next to me and one day she was like "hey Tess, my brother's name is Niall and I have a cousin named Niam." shE IS SECRETLY 1D AF

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my thanksgiving toast

me: lets have another toast to the girl almighty

family:

Me: okay nevermind then.. lets just pray

family: *bows heads*

me: lets pray we stay young stay made of lightning

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Me: *cradles Louis in my arms to keep him away from harm*

Louis: who are you

Me: shhh my son you are safe

Louis: I am 22

Me: don't talk back to your mother that way

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someone should open up a museum dedicated to zayn and liam and call it muziam

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this chapter was all about 1d cause im 1d af

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