You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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52. IM BACK BITCHEZZ

** warning! i am now kind of almost obsessed with Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At the Disco now so be prepared for level 1- 4 feels on them. ( I dont promise a lot on them though)

So today I walked downstairs to make cereal and i see this carton of milk. I Literally say out loud : "Hey, this milk expires on the same day MCR did!" and then it hit me what i had said and my mom came downstairs to find me crying hysterically clutching a gallon of milk

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ideal rowyso setlist:

over and over

calum does the perfection thing

if you dont know x15

disconnected

ashton shirtless drum solo for 20 minutes

michael screamo 

luke tells a joke

if you dont know again

calum does the fine thing

pizza

luke screaming in wilay

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(adopting a kitten) 

Michael: can we keep it

Me: yeah fine

(weeks later)

Michael:

Me:

Michael:

Me: whY THE FUCK IS THE KITTEN GREEN

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Luke: mom im going over to Michael's for a bit

Liz: SURE HONEY YOU WANT TO ORDER PIZZA THERE CUZ MICHAEL LOVES PIZZA OH AND THERE ARE SOME VIDEO GAMES YOU COULD BRING--

Luke: mom are you okay you normally dont let me go out past 9

liz: well...

luke: well what

liz: im letting you go becasue.. im muke af

ANdy: we're muke af

Ben: muke af

Jack: muke af

Ashton: *calls house phone* muke af

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the real 5sos setlist:

shut up luke

liz says no

lets take an instagram video

taCOS ft. Calum

luke why you so tall

michaels gonna go bald

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ft. Ashton 

we're actually tmnt

extra songs:

Calum has a nice booty

what colour is Michael gonna dye his hair next

are we punk rock yet

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5SOS in wipeout:

Calum: *jumps into red balls and lands on his face* HOLY MOTHERFUCKER THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH

Luke: i got this *sees people getting wiped out* i dont got this *slowly reaches for phone*

Michael: STOP BEING A WUSSY LUKE *pushes luke into the mud slide*

Luke: *gets covered in mud* YOU'RE AN ASS MICHAEL

Michael: BUT YOU LOVE ME *gets wiped out by the feet* OH SHIT *falls on top of calum*

Calum: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Ashton: Hey guys dont swear...

CAl, Luke, and Michael: NOW IS NOT THE TIME ASHTON

Ashton: *tries to run away but slips and lands on his face* FUCK

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That lyric that everybody knows:

Fall out boy: Baby, seasons change, but people dont

My chemical Romance: G, F#, B, E, D, G, C, B,E, A, D

Pierce the Veil: Darling, you'll be okay

Green Day: *guitar noises* dont wanna be an American idiot

blink-182: i miss you, i miss youuuuu, i miss you, i miss youuuu

Panic! at the disc: HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE THE GODDAMN DOOR

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if you ever feel down remember that Blood on the Dance Floor had to cancel their Australian tour because only 6 people bought tickets

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one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked through the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the other side of the glass just staring at her and grinning. 

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she's an American Beauty

i am a cardigan 

i am a cardigan

parliament taco

ohohohohohOHOHOH

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the year is 2214

a person is walking through a museum and sees a cd

"I remember that band, my great grandmother used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

they did it

they were remember for centuries

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i plan to dress as a killjoy for the entirety of 2019 and no one can stop me

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i want a mansion just for our 5sos fam, it'd be a huge slumber party and we can go mattress sliding and make pancakes at 3 am and paint each others nails and do make up and eat junk food and just sit in silence and blog while we occasionally laugh at something and point to it

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*be prepared for tears bcos i broke down crying when i read this*

There's going to come a day when we've all grown up, had a career, maybe got married and had kids, when we're all going about our daily routine. Maybe you're driving to work with the car radio on, or you're making dinner with the TV on in the lounge. Life as usual, and then we hear a name. It's the name of the person you had a blog dedicated to when you were 16. The person you had posters of up on your bedroom wall, or as your desktop background. The person off that show you used to watch every week, as soon as it came out, or that band you used to love. The person from the cast of a movie that changed your life, or the character who you scrolled through page after page of fanfiction of. You haven't heard that name in a long time, and it brings everything back. And then the name is followed by three words you thought you'd never hear. 'Has passed away'. And then you put down the potato peeler and lean back against your kitchen bench, or you pull over to the side of the road, and tears are streaming down your face. And all over the world, there are people who used to be just like you, with tears marking their cheeks and sobs forcing their way out of their throat, because they remember. Because fandoms never really die out. We never really move on. We never really forget. 

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