I'm literally Fall Out Boy trash, who's with me?
My Friend: [can't find me in a crowd] this calls for drastic measures
My Friend: [using hands as a microphone] INFINITY ON HIGH WAS FALL OUT BOY'S WORST ALBUM
Me: [from across the room] what the fUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
My Friend: there she is
Joe Trohman to himself at one point: are you a trohboy? or a trohMAN
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title
"fight me" I mumble from where I'm lying motionless under three different blankets with no intention of moving anytime soon
England: has anyone seen American?
Canada: Hold on, I got this
Canada: *clears throat* Bill Nye the Science Guy
America: *cRASHES THROUGH DOOR* BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
me: I like this song
*downloads entire album*
*downloads entire discography*
Me: I can't believe mcr broke up
my grandchildren: grandma, its been 64 years
when i get married our first dance will be to Twenty One Pilots cover of can't help falling in love with you because it's beautiful and at the same time just emo enough to keep up my rep
At a concert
every band in the world: "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT?!"
Twenty One Pilots: *twitches* "Who here is happy to be alive?" l-/
Fall Out Boy, Wiz Khalifa, and Hoodie Allen missed a fucking golden opportunity to call this the Infinity I'm High Tour
but imagine if Ryan Ross and Tyler Joseph wrote a song together. imagine the vocabulary. imagine the metaphors.
there are just some sounds that everyone loves:
shoes on gravel
crackling of a fire
the snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
being an MCR fan is all fun and games until you have to tell someone in real life that your favorite band is My Chemical Romance
what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?
pan nick at the disco co
It's not a phase mom, it's a god damn arms race
Gerard Way is 37, Pete Wentz is 35, Patrick Stump is 30, and Brendon Urie is 27.
If you put that in a different perspective, when Gerard was a senior, Pete was a sophomore, Patrick 5th, and Brendon 2nd grade.
And Billie Joe Armstrong was already in Green day