You Think I'm Funny?

**May contain swearing or/and other mature topics** Just funny textposts that will mostly involve different bands and other comedic things, so if you want a good read that will make you pee your pants, I recommend this :) I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE COVER OH MY GOSH

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58. I wasted my summer tbh

I'm literally Fall Out Boy trash, who's with me? 

 

My Friend: [can't find me in a crowd] this calls for drastic measures

My Friend: [using hands as a microphone] INFINITY ON HIGH WAS FALL OUT BOY'S WORST ALBUM

Me: [from across the room] what the fUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

My Friend: there she is

 

 

 

Joe Trohman to himself at one point: are you a trohboy? or a trohMAN

 

 

 

 

I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title

 

 

"fight me" I mumble from where I'm lying motionless under three different blankets with no intention of moving anytime soon

 

 

England: has anyone seen American?

Canada: Hold on, I got this

Canada: *clears throat* Bill Nye the Science Guy

America: *cRASHES THROUGH DOOR* BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL 

 

 

 

me: I like this song

*downloads song*

*downloads entire album*

*downloads entire discography*

*worships band*

*sells soul*

 

 

 

Me: I can't believe mcr broke up

my grandchildren: grandma, its been 64 years

 

 

 

when i get married our first dance will be to Twenty One Pilots cover of can't help falling in love with you because it's beautiful and at the same time just emo enough to keep up my rep

 

 

 

At a concert

every band in the world: "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT?!"

Twenty One Pilots: *twitches* "Who here is happy to be alive?" l-/

 

 

 

 

Fall Out Boy, Wiz Khalifa, and Hoodie Allen missed a fucking golden opportunity to call this the Infinity I'm High Tour

 

 

 

but imagine if Ryan Ross and Tyler Joseph wrote a song together. imagine the vocabulary. imagine the metaphors. 

 

 

 

there are just some sounds that everyone loves:

shoes on gravel

crackling of a fire

the snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you

cats purring

 

 

 

being an MCR fan is all fun and games until you have to tell someone in real life that your favorite band is My Chemical Romance

 

 

 

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

pan nick at the disco co

 

 

 

It's not a phase mom, it's a god damn arms race

 

 

 

Gerard Way is 37, Pete Wentz is 35, Patrick Stump is 30, and Brendon Urie is 27.

If you put that in a different perspective, when Gerard was a senior, Pete was a sophomore, Patrick 5th, and Brendon 2nd grade. 

And Billie Joe Armstrong was already in Green day 

*shivers*

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